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Old 7 May 2009, 01:14 AM   #1
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Top ten things that sound dirty in golf but aren't

10. Nuts...my shaft is bent
9. After 18 holes I can barely walk
8. You really whacked the hell out of that sucker
7. Look at the size of his putter
6. Keep your head down and spread your legs a bit more
5. Mind if I join your threesome?
4. Stand with your back turned and drop it
3. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip
2. Nice stroke, but your follow through has a lot to be desired

And the number 1 thing that sounds dirty in golf but isn't:
1. Hold up...I need to wash my balls first
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Old 7 May 2009, 02:36 AM   #2
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HAHAHA! Fantastic! I've heard all of those on the course at some point. Occasionally when I do hear one of them, it is followed by a "That's what she said".
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Old 7 May 2009, 02:39 AM   #3
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HAHAHA! Fantastic! I've heard all of those on the course at some point. Occasionally when I do hear one of them, it is followed by a "That's what she said".
And I'm the guy that always says "thats what she/he/they said" all the time
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HAHA! I guess we'd have a problem on the golf course then. We just may overuse the phrase!

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HAHA! I guess we'd have a problem on the golf course then. We just may overuse the phrase!

Thats what she said!
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You talk about an hilarious thread - THIS IS IT!!!!!
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Excellent, what sport are we playing again!!!
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Okay, so I'm playing golf at 1:00 Thursday (today technically). I'll see how many of these get used and how many "that's what she said" phrases I can throw out!
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Okay, so I'm playing golf at 1:00 Thursday (today technically). I'll see how many of these get used and how many "that's what she said" phrases I can throw out!
Awesome :-) this is going to be good I've been driving my other half nutz all day with 'thats what they all say', I love having the flue, can get away with anything until I recover *Zoinks*
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Awesome :-) this is going to be good I've been driving my other half nutz all day with 'thats what they all say', I love having the flue, can get away with anything until I recover *Zoinks*
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Okay, so we only played as a twosome today (that's what she said) as the other 2 had to wuss out on us. That said, got a really nice one in. My friend hit it a little long. He said "I hit it into the mushy stuff", and what followed? That's what she said... That was only one of the gems from today's round.
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Okay, so we only played as a twosome today (that's what she said) as the other 2 had to wuss out on us. That said, got a really nice one in. My friend hit it a little long. He said "I hit it into the mushy stuff", and what followed? That's what she said... That was only one of the gems from today's round.
Hehehe At least you got one in (thats what she said) I've officially driven the wife to insanity
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