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idk01 · 7 May 2009, 01:15 AM

Things that are difficult to say when you're drunk...

a) Innovative
b) Preliminary
c) Proliferation
d) Cinnamon

Things that are VERY difficult to say when you're drunk

a) Specificity
b) British Constitution
c) Passive-aggressive disorder
d) Transubstantiate

Things that are *ABSOLUTELY IMPOSSIBLE* to say when you're drunk...

a) Thanks, but I don't want to sleep with you.
b) Nope, no more booze for me.
c) Sorry, but you're not really my type.
d) No kebab for me, thank you.
e) Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight?
f) I'm not interested in fighting you.
g) Oh, I just couldn't - no one wants to hear me sing.
h) Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no
co-ordination. I'd hate to look like a fool.
i) Where is the nearest toilet? I refuse to vomit in the street.
j) I must be going home now as I have work in the morning

Numismatist · 7 May 2009, 01:53 AM

JJ Irani · 7 May 2009, 03:43 AM

Prince · 7 May 2009, 03:49 AM

Another masterpiece, Dave!

diablojota · 7 May 2009, 03:48 AM

fsujp · 7 May 2009, 03:55 AM

QFT! Really funny.

limbo · 7 May 2009, 07:20 AM

Bisquitlips · 7 May 2009, 07:51 AM

I said all of them after a pint of cognac!

swatty · 7 May 2009, 08:27 AM

G M · 7 May 2009, 09:26 AM

So true!

Mosco · 7 May 2009, 10:54 AM

Ain't that the truth!!!!!!!!! LOLOLOL!

Lion · 7 May 2009, 03:29 PM

Excellent!!!

hflee55 · 8 May 2009, 12:48 PM

steelers · 8 May 2009, 03:09 PM

coddger · 9 May 2009, 01:29 PM

7 May 2009, 01:15 AM	#1
idk01 "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Real Name: Dave Location: Australia Watch: DJ16233TT Posts: 18,485	Drunk talk Things that are difficult to say when you're drunk... a) Innovative b) Preliminary c) Proliferation d) Cinnamon Things that are VERY difficult to say when you're drunk a) Specificity b) British Constitution c) Passive-aggressive disorder d) Transubstantiate Things that are ABSOLUTELY IMPOSSIBLE to say when you're drunk... a) Thanks, but I don't want to sleep with you. b) Nope, no more booze for me. c) Sorry, but you're not really my type. d) No kebab for me, thank you. e) Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight? f) I'm not interested in fighting you. g) Oh, I just couldn't - no one wants to hear me sing. h) Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no co-ordination. I'd hate to look like a fool. i) Where is the nearest toilet? I refuse to vomit in the street. j) I must be going home now as I have work in the morning __________________ *Apprentice to Terry Newton; Superstar and Fake Sleuth*

7 May 2009, 01:53 AM	#2
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7 May 2009, 03:49 AM	#4
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7 May 2009, 03:55 AM	#6
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Bisquitlips 2024 Pledge Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Real Name: Richard Location: USA Watch: YM Deep Space Posts: 12,521	I said all of them after a pint of cognac! __________________ Rolex Yacht-Master 40mm (SS-YG / Deep Space MOP) 16623 Breitling Aerospace Titanium / 18K with UTC. Omega Speedmaster 3510.50 Oris TT1 Pro Diver Regulator 43MM

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7 May 2009, 09:26 AM	#10
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