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TheVTCGuy · 2 April 2021, 10:39 AM

Yes, you can take it to the bank, I KNOW people.

I discussed it with high Rolex authorities this morning, here is all the CONFIRMED new 2021 Rolex models:

A 52MM Flyback Daytona with Daydate and moonphase functions.

A Quartz-powered Explorer 1/2. It will show the second time zone but only half the actual hour number.

A Plastic DayDate (President), solar powered.

A Desert-Dweller, new model that incorporates a built-in water bottle.

A complete line-up of pocket watches, Rolex predicts these are making a comeback.

A model called the “Jocke” It will not be very accurate but will have a beard three feet long.

A battery-powered model with a calculator built-in. This will be called the: “TRF MOD” model, and is designed to easily keep track of all my infraction points (accurate to six figures).

And finally, a re-introduction of the famous “Bubble But”

What is the date today?

Did I miss anything?

Beo3 · 2 April 2021, 10:40 AM

You da man Paul!

Now what's next in the Tumi lineup??

Hopefully fuzzy slippers.

Nikrnic · 2 April 2021, 10:50 AM

I'm on the list...

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fskywalker · 2 April 2021, 12:47 PM

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breitlings · 2 April 2021, 02:08 PM

dimension master - only partially observable to us, like all modern sport rolexes at an AD.

universal cosmograph - able to observe the universe but unable to tell what the shape of the universe is like scientists at our current time and space.

humanity explorer - able to tell historic human events, but only up to 5000 years ago - like our current archaeologists

GradyPhilpott · 3 April 2021, 05:55 AM

I can't reveal my sources, but this is what's on the horizon for April 7th.

The Explorer III: 55mm, ceramic bezel, cesium-beam movement: precise to one second every three billion years, platinum case and bracelet with durable, nearly scratch-proof, ceramic coating, weight: three pounds.

Great for exploring nightclubs, discos, cruise ships, and nudist beaches in the south of France.

I can't wait.

2 April 2021, 10:39 AM	#1
TheVTCGuy Banned Join Date: Jul 2008 Real Name: Paul Location: San Diego Watch: 126619LB Posts: 21,540	I have inside information about the new Rolex models Yes, you can take it to the bank, I KNOW people. I discussed it with high Rolex authorities this morning, here is all the CONFIRMED new 2021 Rolex models: A 52MM Flyback Daytona with Daydate and moonphase functions. A Quartz-powered Explorer 1/2. It will show the second time zone but only half the actual hour number. A Plastic DayDate (President), solar powered. A Desert-Dweller, new model that incorporates a built-in water bottle. A complete line-up of pocket watches, Rolex predicts these are making a comeback. A model called the “Jocke” It will not be very accurate but will have a beard three feet long. A battery-powered model with a calculator built-in. This will be called the: “TRF MOD” model, and is designed to easily keep track of all my infraction points (accurate to six figures). And finally, a re-introduction of the famous “Bubble But” What is the date today? Did I miss anything?

2 April 2021, 12:47 PM	#4
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3 April 2021, 05:55 AM	#6
GradyPhilpott 2024 SubLV41 Pledge Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: New Mexico Watch: Seiko #SRK050 Posts: 34,460	I can't reveal my sources, but this is what's on the horizon for April 7th. The Explorer III: 55mm, ceramic bezel, cesium-beam movement: precise to one second every three billion years, platinum case and bracelet with durable, nearly scratch-proof, ceramic coating, weight: three pounds. Great for exploring nightclubs, discos, cruise ships, and nudist beaches in the south of France. I can't wait. __________________ JJ Inaugural TRF $50 Watch Challenge Winner

2 April 2021, 10:40 AM	#2
Beo3 2024 SubLV41 Pledge Member Join Date: Nov 2014 Real Name: Eddie Location: NY Watch: Too Many Posts: 18,781	You da man Paul! Now what's next in the Tumi lineup?? Hopefully fuzzy slippers.

2 April 2021, 10:50 AM	#3
Nikrnic "TRF" Member Join Date: May 2017 Real Name: Louis Nick Ric Location: Michigan, USA Watch: Blnr, Expll, Subs, Posts: 10,172	I'm on the list... Sent from my SM-G970U using Tapatalk

2 April 2021, 02:08 PM	#5
breitlings Banned Join Date: Jul 2014 Location: Bethesda Watch: Apple TV Posts: 5,744	dimension master - only partially observable to us, like all modern sport rolexes at an AD. universal cosmograph - able to observe the universe but unable to tell what the shape of the universe is like scientists at our current time and space. humanity explorer - able to tell historic human events, but only up to 5000 years ago - like our current archaeologists

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