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idk01 · 2 August 2009, 08:28 PM

A bear walks into a bar in Billings, Montana, sits down, bangs on the bar
with his paw and demands a beer.

The bartender approaches and says, "We don't serve beer to bears in bars in
Billings."

The bear, becoming angry, demands again that he be served and again the
bartender tells him forcefully, "We don't serve beer to belligerent bears in
bars in Billings."

The bear, very angry now, says, "If you don't serve me a beer, I'm going to
eat that lady sitting at the end of the bar!!"

The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve beer to belligerent, bully bears
in bars in Billings."

The bear goes to the end of the bar, and eats the woman. He comes back to
his seat and again demands a beer.

The bartender states, "Sorry, we don't serve beer to belligerent, bully
bears in bars in Billings who are on drugs."

The bear says, "I'm not on drugs."

..........

... keep going ...

........

....

... scroll down ....

.... nearly there now ....

... okay, so ...

The bartender says, "You are now. That was a barbitchyouate."

limbo · 2 August 2009, 09:51 PM

Lion · 2 August 2009, 11:59 PM

Very funny!!!

JJ Irani · 3 August 2009, 03:35 AM

onkyo · 3 August 2009, 03:36 AM

Great!

B Square · 3 August 2009, 03:40 AM

oneillba · 3 August 2009, 02:56 PM

Yep!

Taffi Abernathy · 3 August 2009, 03:05 PM

Too cute!

swatty · 3 August 2009, 07:28 PM

Andad · 3 August 2009, 07:36 PM

I must try to remember that one.

allanofcalifornia · 4 August 2009, 02:51 PM

Allan

TSW · 23 July 2011, 11:09 PM

Art 1 · 23 July 2011, 11:21 PM

johnbeth · 23 July 2011, 11:25 PM

2 August 2009, 08:28 PM	#1
idk01 "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Real Name: Dave Location: Australia Watch: DJ16233TT Posts: 18,485	A bear walks into a bar A bear walks into a bar in Billings, Montana, sits down, bangs on the bar with his paw and demands a beer. The bartender approaches and says, "We don't serve beer to bears in bars in Billings." The bear, becoming angry, demands again that he be served and again the bartender tells him forcefully, "We don't serve beer to belligerent bears in bars in Billings." The bear, very angry now, says, "If you don't serve me a beer, I'm going to eat that lady sitting at the end of the bar!!" The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve beer to belligerent, bully bears in bars in Billings." The bear goes to the end of the bar, and eats the woman. He comes back to his seat and again demands a beer. The bartender states, "Sorry, we don't serve beer to belligerent, bully bears in bars in Billings who are on drugs." The bear says, "I'm not on drugs." .......... ... keep going ... ........ .... ... scroll down .... .... nearly there now .... ... okay, so ... The bartender says, "You are now. That was a barbitchyouate." __________________ *Apprentice to Terry Newton; Superstar and Fake Sleuth*

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