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Bebot · 1 September 2009, 06:05 AM

Results of a recent research shows that there are 7 kinds of sex.

The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex.

*This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both
have sex until you are blue in the face.

The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex.

* This is when you have been with your partner for a short time and
you are so needy you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen.

The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex.

* This is when you have been with your partner for a long time Your sex has
gotten routine and you usually have sex only in your bedroom.

The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex

* This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you pass
each other in the hallway, you both say "screw you."

The 5th kind of sex is called: Religious Sex,

* Which means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at
night.(Very Popular)

The 6th kind is called Courtroom Sex.

* This is when you cannot stand your wife any more. She takes you to court
and screws you in front of everyone.

And; Last, but not least,

The 7th kind of sex is called: Social Security Sex,

*You get a little each month. But not enough to enjoy yourself.

AWATCH · 1 September 2009, 06:08 AM

:chuckle I have had them all

Bebot · 1 September 2009, 08:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AWATCH

:chuckle I have had them all

Lucky you!!!

I am almost there.

sexner · 2 September 2009, 01:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AWATCH

:chuckle I have had them all

x2

barista_krystal · 1 September 2009, 06:09 AM

Smurf Sex? ha.

limbo · 1 September 2009, 06:43 AM

MASSIMO OSTI · 1 September 2009, 08:34 AM

hall way lolololol

idk01 · 1 September 2009, 07:32 PM

Brilliant Emil :thumsup:

swatty · 1 September 2009, 07:57 PM

Lion · 1 September 2009, 10:42 PM

Very funny!!!

Gaijin · 1 September 2009, 10:57 PM

and thus I remain single...

asadtiger · 2 September 2009, 03:48 AM

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Originally Posted by KansaiVet

and thus I remain single...

X2

JJ Irani · 2 September 2009, 03:50 AM

Rebel · 2 September 2009, 01:14 AM

Latrodectus · 2 September 2009, 07:34 AM

nocampo · 2 September 2009, 10:36 AM

TSW · 22 July 2011, 11:44 PM

:)

dddrees · 22 July 2011, 11:51 PM

mitchy · 23 July 2011, 10:11 AM

Art 1 · 23 July 2011, 10:20 AM

1 September 2009, 06:05 AM	#1
Bebot "TRF" Member Join Date: Feb 2009 Real Name: Emil Location: Bay Area, CA Watch: U macallit Posts: 2,645	Seven kind of SEX!!! Results of a recent research shows that there are 7 kinds of sex. The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex. This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the face. The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a short time and you are so needy you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen. The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex. * This is when you have been with your partner for a long time Your sex has gotten routine and you usually have sex only in your bedroom. The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex * This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway, you both say "screw you." The 5th kind of sex is called: Religious Sex, * Which means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night.(Very Popular) The 6th kind is called Courtroom Sex. * This is when you cannot stand your wife any more. She takes you to court and screws you in front of everyone. And; Last, but not least, The 7th kind of sex is called: Social Security Sex, *You get a little each month. But not enough to enjoy yourself. __________________ Emil --- __0 __0 __0 ----_-\<,_ -\<, _(_)(_)/_(_)/ (_)

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