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Old 19 September 2009, 02:20 AM   #1
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A blonde goes shopping for a Rolex

Blonde goes into the AD to buy herself a new Rolex. The salesman begins the sales pitch:

"And here we have the Lady Datejust. Twenty-six mm case in stainless steel, Jubilee bracelet, and an authentic Rolex diamond dial with the date at three o clock."

Blonde scrunches her eyes, scratches her head, and comes back with:

"Gee those guys at Rolex are stupid! What if I want to know the date and it's not three o clock yet????"






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Old 19 September 2009, 03:07 AM   #2
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Old 19 September 2009, 03:15 AM   #3
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Old 19 September 2009, 05:53 AM   #4
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Old 19 September 2009, 07:05 AM   #5
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Old 19 September 2009, 07:47 AM   #6
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Hey, your talking about my ex-wife

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Old 19 September 2009, 03:40 PM   #7
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Old 19 September 2009, 05:53 PM   #8
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Old 19 September 2009, 09:18 PM   #9
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Old 19 September 2009, 11:03 PM   #10
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Old 21 September 2009, 03:43 AM   #11
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Old 21 September 2009, 03:58 AM   #12
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Old 21 September 2009, 04:14 AM   #13
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well, what IF it's not 3:00 o'clock?
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Old 21 September 2009, 09:57 AM   #14
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Old 21 September 2009, 08:28 PM   #15
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I don't get that one?
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Old 23 September 2009, 12:35 PM   #16
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I don't get that one?
me neither? i think i need a walk-through.
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Old 21 September 2009, 11:57 PM   #17
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Old 22 September 2009, 12:17 AM   #18
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Old 22 September 2009, 01:39 PM   #20
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