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8 November 2006, 02:51 AM | #1 |
Fondly Remembered
Join Date: May 2005
Real Name: JJ
Location: Auckland, NZ
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Some parrot!!!
A guy is browsing in a pet shop and sees a parrot sitting on a little
perch. It doesn't have any feet or legs. The guy says aloud, "Jeesh, I wonder what happened to this parrot?" > The parrot says, "I was born this way. I'm a defective parrot." > "Holy crap," the guy replies. "You actually understood and answered me!" > "I got every word," says the parrot. "I happen to be a highly intelligent thoroughly educated bird." > "Oh yeah?" the guy asks, "Then answer this -- how do you hang onto your perch without any feet?" > "Well," the parrot says, "this is very embarrassing but since you asked, I wrap my weenie around this wooden bar like a little hook. You can't see it because of my feathers." > "Wow," says the guy. "You really can understand and speak English can't you?" > "Actually, I speak both Spanish and English, and I can converse with reasonable competence on almost any topic: politics, religion, sports, physics, philosophy. I'm especially good at ornithology. You really ought to buy me. I'd be a great companion." > The guy looks at the $200.00 price tag. "Sorry, but I just can't afford that." > "Pssssssst," says the parrot, "I'm defective, so the truth is, nobody wants me cause I don't have any feet. You can probably get me for $20; just make the guy an offer!" > The guy offers $20 and walks out with the parrot. > Weeks go by. The parrot is sensational. He has a great sense of humor,he's interesting, he's a great pal, he understands everything, he sympathizes, and he's insightful. The guy is delighted. > One day the guy comes home from work and the parrot goes, "Psssssssssssst," and motions him over with one wing. "I don't know if I should tell you this or not, but it's about your wife and the postman." > "What are you talking about?" asks the guy. > "When the postman delivered the mail today, your wife greeted him at the door in a sheer black nightie." > "WHAT???" the guy asks incredulously. "THEN what happened?" > "Well, then the postman came into the house and lifted up her nightie and began petting her all over," reported the parrot. > >NO!" he exclaims. "And she let him?" > "Yes. Then he continued taking off the nightie, got down on his knees and began to kiss her all over...." > then the frantic guy demands, "THEN WHAT HAPPENED?" > "Damned if I know. I got an erection and fell off my perch!" Cheers - JJ
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