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Old 2 March 2009, 10:46 PM   #1
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A lady golfer decides to have some lessons, the Pro has been trying for nearly three hours to get her to hit the ball let alone anything else. In desparasion he tells her to hold the club like she was holding her husbands penis, at which point she hits the ball 300yards straight down the fairway. The Pro turns round and says very good Mrs Smith now take the club out of your mouth.
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Old 2 March 2009, 11:26 PM   #2
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Old 3 March 2009, 03:10 AM   #6
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