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5 April 2020, 06:50 AM
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Join Date: Jul 2008
Real Name: Paul
Location: San Diego
Watch: 126619LB
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Three old guys sitting on a park bench...
Complaining about getting old.
Guy on one end says: If only I could go number one, I strain and strain but it’s so difficult to go number one. Guy in the middle says: I go number one easily, every morning at 7:30 like clockwork. Old faithful erupts and I go number one like through a fire hose. Guy on the other end says: If only I could go number two. I strain and push, eat fiber, lettuce, but it is so difficult to go number two. Guy in the middle says: I go number two easily, every morning at 7:35 I go number two like Mount Vesuvius erupting, cleans me out completely and no problem. Both guys on the ends ask at the same time: Then what are you complaining about!? Guy says: I don’t get out of bed until 9:00. |
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5 April 2020, 07:17 AM
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Join Date: Jan 2016
Location: Gahanna, Ohio
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HA, pretty funny!
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5 April 2020, 12:20 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2008
Real Name: Clive
Location: Exoplanet
Watch: spring-driven
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