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Old 9 April 2009, 01:21 PM   #1
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Are You My Son?

I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy a new Rolex. We decided to grab a bite at the food court. I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all
different colors: green, red, orange, and blue. My dad kept staring at him. The teenager would look and find him staring every time.

When the teenager had enough, he sarcastically asked, 'What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?'

Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response; knowing he would have a good one. And in classic style he did not bat an eye in his response, 'Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son.'
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Old 9 April 2009, 01:43 PM   #2
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Someone posted that one before, but it's still funny.
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Old 9 April 2009, 02:09 PM   #3
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Old 9 April 2009, 04:43 PM   #5
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Old 9 April 2009, 08:02 PM   #6
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Old 10 April 2009, 12:23 AM   #7
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Very good!!!
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Old 10 April 2009, 12:47 AM   #8
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Old 10 April 2009, 02:22 AM   #9
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BWAHAHAHAHAHA

Awesome :-)
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Old 10 April 2009, 02:27 AM   #10
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Old 10 April 2009, 02:59 AM   #11
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Old 10 April 2009, 04:02 AM   #12
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Old 10 April 2009, 08:53 AM   #13
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