My wife wants a cosmetic procedure

[Chewbacca]

Apparently a beauty mark is now a ‘skin tag’.

I offered to remove it with a barber razor and cauterize after a few dozen White Claws but she’s not into it.

She knows full well (probably not) I didn’t get rich enough to own yachts, homes and rolexeseses simply to toss away $5k on every beauty mark.

We’ve all become too spoiled I tell you!

Do you think I should just pay the $5k or save it for a few spare Rolex links, and ask about the home procedure again? We’ve all done home remedies, no?

[taitun4life]

You just made my day with this post ������

[daveathall]

Have you looked at paint tester pots? Don't skimp on the brush though, it is a mistake many make.

[sickened1]

Home procedure is the way to go.

[Chewbacca]

Originally Posted by taitun4life

You just made my day with this post ������

It’s my nightmare. I think she saw it.

Originally Posted by daveathall

Have you looked at paint tester pots? Don't skimp on the brush though, it is a mistake many make.

You mean like cut some skin off and go to Home Depot and they’ll match the pigment to a paint? This has to be a $b idea.

Originally Posted by sickened1

Home procedure is the way to go.

I know right?!

Even my butler said he’d do the same, and my landscapers said they’d do it for free.

[Patton250]

Originally Posted by daveathall

Have you looked at paint tester pots? Don't skimp on the brush though, it is a mistake many make.

[TK-710]

Originally Posted by sickened1

Home procedure is the way to go.

This. Stick a frozen hamburger patty on it for about five minutes then flick the skin tag like a booger. You should be all set.

[Chewbacca]

Originally Posted by TK-710

This. Stick a frozen hamburger patty on it for about five minutes then flick the skin tag like a booger. You should be all set.

Not wasting a burger after the debacle.

[TK-710]

Originally Posted by Chewbacca

Not wasting a burger after the debacle.

Of course not, don’t be ridiculous . After the five minutes throw it on the grill. The cooking process will kill any germs. Obviously your wife will just have to wait for the next time you feel like a burger.

[Chewbacca]

Originally Posted by TK-710

Of course not, don’t be ridiculous . After the five minutes throw it on the grill. The cooking process will kill any germs. Obviously your wife will just have to wait for the next time you feel like a burger.

This is the wisdom so lacking around here.

[DLRIDES]

Originally Posted by Chewbacca

Apparently a beauty mark is now a ‘skin tag’.

I offered to remove it with a barber razor and cauterize after a few dozen White Claws but she’s not into it.

She knows full well (probably not) I didn’t get rich enough to own yachts, homes and rolexeseses simply to toss away $5k on every beauty mark.

We’ve all become too spoiled I tell you!

Do you think I should just pay the $5k or save it for a few spare Rolex links, and ask about the home procedure again? We’ve all done home remedies, no?

Anbesol, apply, wait 10 min, whack it off !

If she doesn’t look, she will never know !

[TK-710]

Originally Posted by Chewbacca

This is the wisdom so lacking around here.

More first hand experience then wisdom but then again I suppose the former is the building block of the latter.

[Sperry]

Originally Posted by Chewbacca

Even my butler said he’d do the same, and my landscapers said they’d do it for free.

You want a sushi chef. They have the sharpest knives.

Wait, let me think. The guy slicing lox has a really sharp knife also. This lox guy at our deli also does bris at synagogue. Hey, you might be able to get an After-Bris deal. I know our lox guy is always looking for a few extra bucks.

[DonRickles]

Removing you from her shoulder might become costly….? She’s been carrying the extra weight for a long time now!

[Chewbacca]

Originally Posted by DonRickles

Removing you from her shoulder might become costly….? She’s been carrying the extra weight for a long time now!

Jeebus!


Reported!!!!!!!

[Chewbacca]

Originally Posted by Sperry

You want a sushi chef. They have the sharpest knives.

Wait, let me think. The guy slicing lox has a really sharp knife also. This lox guy at our deli also does bris at synagogue. Hey, you might be able to get an After-Bris deal. I know our lox guy is always looking for a few extra bucks.

Bagels with locks and Philly is my last meal. Yummy!

[TheVTCGuy]

Chewey, when I first glanced at your thread title I thought it read: “My wife wants a lobotomy” I was about to post: Well who could blame her? Guess I misread it.



My Bad

[Chewbacca]

Originally Posted by TheVTCGuy

Chewey, when I first glanced at your thread title I thought it read: “My wife wants a lobotomy” I was about to post: Well who could blame her? Guess I misread it.



My Bad

Its OK.

[emersm]

Originally Posted by Chewbacca

I offered to remove it with a barber razor and cauterize after a few dozen White Claws but she’s not into it.

Which White Claws?

I like the Iced Tea White Claws...... but, they changed the formula and call it Refreshr iced teas. Big downgrade if you ask me.

[Chewbacca]

Originally Posted by emersm

Which White Claws?

I like the Iced Tea White Claws...... but, they changed the formula and call it Refreshr iced teas. Big downgrade if you ask me.

She drinks the cranberry and pineapple ones. I drink everything else.

[77T]

Originally Posted by Chewbacca

Bagels with locks and Philly is my last meal. Yummy!

If you have an iron gut then locks would probably be OK.

But lox would taste better…


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[Chewbacca]

Originally Posted by 77T

If you have an iron gut then locks would probably be OK.

But lox would taste better…


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‘You can make a million fries and be called a great short order cook but serve one onion ring that got dropped in the fryer and then, BOOM — you’re a bum!’

[carwash66]

I say Chewy should have his own sub-forum on TRF.
Guaranteed to be far more entertaining than the endless “investment” threads.

[Chewbacca]

Originally Posted by DLRIDES

Anbesol, apply, wait 10 min, whack it off !

If she doesn’t look, she will never know !

Why does this ‘anlbesol’ sound like a hemorrhoid treatment?

[Chewbacca]

Originally Posted by carwash66

I say Chewy should have his own sub-forum on TRF.
Guaranteed to be far more entertaining than the endless “investment” threads.

I’ve always been a serious student when it comes to this Forum ever since I learned Loctite without the ‘e’ creates confusion followed by giddiness for Paul and Jocke.

[donas]

$5K for skin tags??....she isn't adding two "skin tags" is she? No home job for that.

[sleepydoc]

Originally Posted by donas

$5K for skin tags??....she isn't adding two "skin tags" is she? No home job for that.

Lol. If so that’s a bargain.

[donas]

Originally Posted by sleepydoc

Lol. If so that’s a bargain.

It's been 30 years since I bought a set, no idea what the going rate is

[BNA/LION]

Buy a few spare Rolex links, heat one up very hot, use needle nose pliers, press down with medium pressure on "beauty mark" and problem is solved.

Two birds, one stone or link...

Get her drunk first, show her your new Rolex links and say. "I just had a great idea..."

[mountainjogger]

I am nominating your spouse for sainthood.