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Watchdog · 1 July 2009, 10:15 AM

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Originally Posted by Welshwatchman

Since there are more atoms in a glass of water than there are glasses of water in all the oceans and lakes, etc, it is mathematically probable that the next time you take a drink of any kind at least one molecule of that drink would have once passed through the bladder of Juilius Caeser, Alexander the Great or any historic figure.

I told this to my students today, and they all loved it. We'll see what their parents say when the kids tell them at dinner tonight, "My teacher told me I drink the piss of Julius Caeser."

Taffi Abernathy · 1 July 2009, 11:46 AM

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Originally Posted by kingkongkelley

I told this to my students today, and they all loved it. We'll see what their parents say when the kids tell them at dinner tonight, "My teacher told me I drink the piss of Julius Caeser."

Aren't your students just a little bit frightened having their lessons imparted by a huge primate?

Lamone · 1 July 2009, 03:14 PM

Mortimer Mouse was the original name for Mickey Mouse.

Welshwatchman · 2 July 2009, 12:04 AM

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Originally Posted by DARK_KNIGHT

Ouch !

Found @ K-MART.....................(I'll now pay close attention).?

Taffi Abernathy · 2 July 2009, 03:34 AM

The Basenji is a hunting dog which originated from Africa, and the only one that has no bark.

(This is one of the very best threads. I hope people keep it going.)

mpkRolex · 2 July 2009, 03:58 AM

Once a human reaches the age of 35, he/she will start losing approximately 7,000 brain cells a day. The cells will never be replaced. I guess that explains why we start throwing our money on Rolex. ;)

Taffi Abernathy · 2 July 2009, 02:21 PM

According to Psychology Today, 27% of cards only contain the sender's signature without a personal message.

Welshwatchman · 2 July 2009, 11:41 PM

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Originally Posted by mpkRolex

Once a human reaches the age of 35, he/she will start losing approximately 7,000 brain cells a day. The cells will never be replaced. I guess that explains why we start throwing our money on Rolex. ;)

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Originally Posted by Taffi Abernathy

According to Psychology Today, 27% of cards only contain the sender's signature without a personal message.

I wonder if the latter has anything to do with the former?

Taffi Abernathy · 2 July 2009, 11:59 PM

The gestation period for a hippopotamus is 8 months.

Goodwatch · 4 July 2009, 03:17 PM

Roger Federer uses a combination of natural gut and synthetic strings on his rackets.

lakeros · 4 July 2009, 03:49 PM

Your forearm is the same length as your foot.

It is impossible to keep your eyes open when you sneeze.

C. Davidson · 4 July 2009, 05:44 PM

Its Chromium that makes steel Stainless, Rubies Red and Emeralds Green.

Taffi Abernathy · 5 July 2009, 12:15 AM

Dr. Martin Seligman, psychologist & researcher, has noted that when people find "3 Good Things" which happened to them earlier in the day, wrote them down and then speculated about "why" these things occurred, felt significantly less depressed after a month.

Welshwatchman · 8 July 2009, 09:23 AM

Regardless of your height your legs are always just long enough to reach the ground.

Who's have thunk it?

Taffi Abernathy · 8 July 2009, 09:44 AM

Mascara was first invented in 1917 by Eugene Kimmel. His sister complained to him that the man with whom she was enamored, was attracted to another woman. She believed that if she could bat her long eyelashes at him, she would have a chance of attracting him. Mr. Kimmel, in response to his sister's distress, mixed petroleum with black coal dust. Hence, the first mascara was born (cake mascara).

TheVTCGuy · 8 July 2009, 03:40 PM

Contrary to popular folklore, there is no legitmate record of any pirate (or any other ship) making a prisoner "Walk the Plank"

Prince · 8 July 2009, 03:43 PM

Boanthropy is a disease in which a man thinks he's a cow or an ox!

TheVTCGuy · 8 July 2009, 03:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Prince

Boanthropy is a disease in which a man thinks he's a cow or an ox!

Latrophobia is the fear of Doctors.... I know! I Have a Terrible Case of it!!!!

Prince · 8 July 2009, 03:47 PM

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Originally Posted by TheVTCGuy

Latrophobia is the fear of Doctors.... I know! I Have a Terrible Case of it!!!!

I'm not far behind you with that one, Paul!

JJ Irani · 8 July 2009, 03:49 PM

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Originally Posted by TheVTCGuy

Latrophobia is the fear of Doctors.... I know! I Have a Terrible Case of it!!!!

Rubbish!!!

One look at my doctor's cleavage and all that "Latro....whateverthehellcrap" will vanish!!!

TheVTCGuy · 8 July 2009, 03:50 PM

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Originally Posted by JJ Irani

Rubbish!!!

One look at my doctor's cleavage and all that "Latro....whateverthehellcrap" will vanish!!!

I'm switching to JJs Doctor....

Prince · 8 July 2009, 03:52 PM

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Originally Posted by JJ Irani

...One look at my doctor's cleavage and all that "Latro....whateverthehellcrap" will vanish!!!

Well, I guess so, JJ. Most of us don't have that luxury. Our doctors come at us with meat cleavers and look like Ernest Borgnine!

JJ Irani · 8 July 2009, 03:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Prince

Well, I guess so, JJ. Most of us don't have that luxury. Our doctors come at us with meat cleavers and look like Ernest Borgnine!

My friggin' Dentist looks like Ernest Borgnine.....that's why I hate the bugger......and he's wearing a DD which I must have paid for over the years!!

Taffi Abernathy · 8 July 2009, 03:55 PM

The population of Montserrat (2008) was 5,879.

Prince · 8 July 2009, 03:55 PM

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Originally Posted by JJ Irani

...My friggin' Dentist looks like Ernest Borgnine.....that's why I hate the bugger...

I rest my case!!!

JJ Irani · 8 July 2009, 03:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Prince

I rest my case!!!

I think we've just succeeded in making this useless thread pretty interesting!

Prince · 8 July 2009, 03:58 PM

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Originally Posted by JJ Irani

I think we've just succeeded in making this useless thread pretty interesting!

Indeed, my friend. The dynamic hijack duo strikes again!

JJ Irani · 8 July 2009, 03:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Prince

Indeed, my friend. The dynamic hijack duo strikes again!

Right, buddy.....and that other master hijacker, Ed, is not even here to help out on this one!!

Prince · 8 July 2009, 04:01 PM

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Originally Posted by JJ Irani

Right, buddy.....and that other master hijacker, Ed, is not even here to help out on this one!!

No, but he'll wade in when he gets up and logs in, you can be sure of that!

Taffi Abernathy · 8 July 2009, 04:12 PM

The last year of production for the BMW Z3 Roadster was 2002.

2 July 2009, 03:34 AM	#65
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8 July 2009, 09:44 AM	#75
Taffi Abernathy "TRF" Member Join Date: Jul 2008 Real Name: Faith Location: Philadelphia, PA Watch: TT DJ, SS DJ Posts: 4,053	Mascara was first invented in 1917 by Eugene Kimmel. His sister complained to him that the man with whom she was enamored, was attracted to another woman. She believed that if she could bat her long eyelashes at him, she would have a chance of attracting him. Mr. Kimmel, in response to his sister's distress, mixed petroleum with black coal dust. Hence, the first mascara was born (cake mascara). __________________ Sarcasm is my second language.

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