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padi56 · 13 September 2005, 10:06 PM

One day about five years ago, Bill Clinton was looking for a call girl. He found three such ladies in a local lounge - - - a blond, a brunette, and a redhead.

To the blond he said, "I am the President of the United States....How much would it cost me to spend some time with you?"

The blond replied, "Two hundred dollars."

To the brunette he posed the same question, and she replied, "One hundred dollars."

He then asked the redhead the same question.

The redhead replied, "Mr. President, if you can raise my skirt as high as my taxes......get my panties as low as my wages.......get that thing of yours as hard as the times..... keep it as high as the gas prices.....keep me warmer than my apartment....and screw me in private the way you do in public, then believe me Mr. President, it ain't gonna cost you a cent."

Earl · 13 September 2005, 11:19 PM

LoL

Seadweller · 13 September 2005, 11:41 PM

JJ Irani · 14 September 2005, 04:34 AM

Excellent. Give that girl a raise!!

AJC · 14 September 2005, 12:55 PM

13 September 2005, 10:06 PM	#1
padi56 "TRF" Life Patron Join Date: Jun 2005 Real Name: Peter Location: Llanfairpwllgwyng Watch: ing you. Posts: 53,060	Clinton about 6 years ago. One day about five years ago, Bill Clinton was looking for a call girl. He found three such ladies in a local lounge - - - a blond, a brunette, and a redhead. To the blond he said, "I am the President of the United States....How much would it cost me to spend some time with you?" The blond replied, "Two hundred dollars." To the brunette he posed the same question, and she replied, "One hundred dollars." He then asked the redhead the same question. The redhead replied, "Mr. President, if you can raise my skirt as high as my taxes......get my panties as low as my wages.......get that thing of yours as hard as the times..... keep it as high as the gas prices.....keep me warmer than my apartment....and screw me in private the way you do in public, then believe me Mr. President, it ain't gonna cost you a cent." __________________ ICom Pro3 All posts are my own opinion and my opinion only. "The clock of life is wound but once, and no man has the power to tell just when the hands will stop. Now is the only time you actually own the time, Place no faith in time, for the clock may soon be still for ever." Good Judgement comes from experience,experience comes from Bad Judgement,.Buy quality, cry once; buy cheap, cry again and again. www.mc0yad.club Second in command CEO and left handed watch winder

13 September 2005, 11:41 PM	#3
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14 September 2005, 04:34 AM	#4
JJ Irani Fondly Remembered Join Date: May 2005 Real Name: JJ Location: Auckland, NZ Watch: ALL SOLD!! Posts: 74,319	Excellent. Give that girl a raise!! __________________ Words fail me in expressing my utmost thanks to ALL of you for this wonderful support during my hour of need!! I firmly believe that my time on planet earth is NOT yet up!! I shall fight this to the very end.......and WIN!!

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13 September 2005, 11:19 PM	#2
Earl "TRF" Member Join Date: May 2005 Real Name: Who Me? Location: Northern Virginia Watch: out Posts: 4,616	LoL

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