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padi56 · 5 December 2006, 04:12 AM

Two queers, Rupert and Quentin, are behind some bushes,

When all of a sudden Rupert shouts out as he is having terrible pains in his stomach

Quentin asks him "What?s the matter with you"

Rupert's says "I think I'm having a baby"

Quentin says "Don?t be stupid you can?t have a baby - you?re a man"

Rupert says "I can feel it moving around in my stomach"

All of a sudden Rupert has one almighty pain in his stomach so he pulls his trousers down and squats. There is a bloody mess everywhere as he pushes with all his might. When he is finally finished he looks down and shouts out at the top of his voice "I've had a baby. I can see its little arms and legs moving around"

Quentin comes over to take a look..

"You stupid dirty b@st@rd. You've just sh!te on a frog"

JJ Irani · 5 December 2006, 04:25 AM

mailman · 5 December 2006, 10:34 AM

padi56 · 5 December 2006, 08:50 PM

5 December 2006, 04:12 AM	#1
padi56 "TRF" Life Patron Join Date: Jun 2005 Real Name: Peter Location: Llanfairpwllgwyng Watch: ing you. Posts: 53,061	Two Queens. Two queers, Rupert and Quentin, are behind some bushes, When all of a sudden Rupert shouts out as he is having terrible pains in his stomach Quentin asks him "What?s the matter with you" Rupert's says "I think I'm having a baby" Quentin says "Don?t be stupid you can?t have a baby - you?re a man" Rupert says "I can feel it moving around in my stomach" All of a sudden Rupert has one almighty pain in his stomach so he pulls his trousers down and squats. There is a bloody mess everywhere as he pushes with all his might. When he is finally finished he looks down and shouts out at the top of his voice "I've had a baby. I can see its little arms and legs moving around" Quentin comes over to take a look.. "You stupid dirty b@st@rd. You've just sh!te on a frog" __________________ ICom Pro3 All posts are my own opinion and my opinion only. "The clock of life is wound but once, and no man has the power to tell just when the hands will stop. Now is the only time you actually own the time, Place no faith in time, for the clock may soon be still for ever." Good Judgement comes from experience,experience comes from Bad Judgement,.Buy quality, cry once; buy cheap, cry again and again. www.mc0yad.club Second in command CEO and left handed watch winder

5 December 2006, 04:25 AM	#2
JJ Irani Fondly Remembered Join Date: May 2005 Real Name: JJ Location: Auckland, NZ Watch: ALL SOLD!! Posts: 74,319	__________________ Words fail me in expressing my utmost thanks to ALL of you for this wonderful support during my hour of need!! I firmly believe that my time on planet earth is NOT yet up!! I shall fight this to the very end.......and WIN!!

5 December 2006, 10:34 AM	#3
mailman TRF Moderator & SubLV41 2024 Patron Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: . Watch: 126610LN Posts: 35,510	__________________ JJ

5 December 2006, 08:50 PM	#4
padi56 "TRF" Life Patron Join Date: Jun 2005 Real Name: Peter Location: Llanfairpwllgwyng Watch: ing you. Posts: 53,061	__________________ ICom Pro3 All posts are my own opinion and my opinion only. "The clock of life is wound but once, and no man has the power to tell just when the hands will stop. Now is the only time you actually own the time, Place no faith in time, for the clock may soon be still for ever." Good Judgement comes from experience,experience comes from Bad Judgement,.Buy quality, cry once; buy cheap, cry again and again. www.mc0yad.club Second in command CEO and left handed watch winder

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