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padi56 · 15 September 2005, 08:06 PM

Mr. Verma comes home one night, and his wife throws her arms around his neck: "I have great news: I'm a month overdue. I think we're going to have a baby! The doctor gave me a test today, but until we find out for sure, we can't tell anybody."

The next day, Mrs.Verma receives a telephone call from AEC (Ahmadabad Electric Company) because the electricity bill has not been paid.

"Am I speaking to Mrs.Verma?"

"Yes...... speaking"

AEC guy, "You're a month overdue, you know!"

"How do YOU know?", stammers the young woman.

"Well, ma'am, it's in our files!", says the AEC guy

"What are you saying? It's in your files ...... HOW ?????"

"Yes ............. We have a system of finding out who's overdue"

"GOD !!!!!!......... this is too much.........."

"Madam, I am sorry...... I am following orders.... I have to inform you are overdue"

"I know that ....... let me talk to my husband about this tonight. ... he will speak to your company tomorrow."

That night, she tells her husband about the telephone call, and he, mad as a bull, rushes to AEC office the next morning.

"What's going on? You have it on file that my wife is a month overdue? What business is that of yours?", the husband shouts.

"Just calm down," says the lady at the reception at AEC, "it's nothing serious. All you have to do is pay us."

"PAY you? and if I refuse?"

"Well, in that case, sir, we'd have no option but to cut yours off."

"And what would my wife do then?" the husband asks.

"I don't know. I guess she'd have to use a candle."

Seadweller · 15 September 2005, 08:26 PM

Earl · 15 September 2005, 09:17 PM

HaHaHaHa 30 minute, 2 hour, or 8 hour I wonder???????

JJ Irani · 16 September 2005, 05:21 AM

Just tooooooooooooooooo much......LMAO!!

AJC · 16 September 2005, 12:28 PM

padi56 · 16 September 2005, 05:47 PM

Yes I liked that one

15 September 2005, 08:06 PM	#1
padi56 "TRF" Life Patron Join Date: Jun 2005 Real Name: Peter Location: Llanfairpwllgwyng Watch: ing you. Posts: 53,060	The electricity bill. Mr. Verma comes home one night, and his wife throws her arms around his neck: "I have great news: I'm a month overdue. I think we're going to have a baby! The doctor gave me a test today, but until we find out for sure, we can't tell anybody." The next day, Mrs.Verma receives a telephone call from AEC (Ahmadabad Electric Company) because the electricity bill has not been paid. "Am I speaking to Mrs.Verma?" "Yes...... speaking" AEC guy, "You're a month overdue, you know!" "How do YOU know?", stammers the young woman. "Well, ma'am, it's in our files!", says the AEC guy "What are you saying? It's in your files ...... HOW ?????" "Yes ............. We have a system of finding out who's overdue" "GOD !!!!!!......... this is too much.........." "Madam, I am sorry...... I am following orders.... I have to inform you are overdue" "I know that ....... let me talk to my husband about this tonight. ... he will speak to your company tomorrow." That night, she tells her husband about the telephone call, and he, mad as a bull, rushes to AEC office the next morning. "What's going on? You have it on file that my wife is a month overdue? What business is that of yours?", the husband shouts. "Just calm down," says the lady at the reception at AEC, "it's nothing serious. All you have to do is pay us." "PAY you? and if I refuse?" "Well, in that case, sir, we'd have no option but to cut yours off." "And what would my wife do then?" the husband asks. "I don't know. I guess she'd have to use a candle." __________________ ICom Pro3 All posts are my own opinion and my opinion only. "The clock of life is wound but once, and no man has the power to tell just when the hands will stop. Now is the only time you actually own the time, Place no faith in time, for the clock may soon be still for ever." Good Judgement comes from experience,experience comes from Bad Judgement,.Buy quality, cry once; buy cheap, cry again and again. www.mc0yad.club Second in command CEO and left handed watch winder

15 September 2005, 08:26 PM	#2
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16 September 2005, 05:21 AM	#4
JJ Irani Fondly Remembered Join Date: May 2005 Real Name: JJ Location: Auckland, NZ Watch: ALL SOLD!! Posts: 74,319	Just tooooooooooooooooo much......LMAO!! __________________ Words fail me in expressing my utmost thanks to ALL of you for this wonderful support during my hour of need!! I firmly believe that my time on planet earth is NOT yet up!! I shall fight this to the very end.......and WIN!!

16 September 2005, 05:47 PM	#6
padi56 "TRF" Life Patron Join Date: Jun 2005 Real Name: Peter Location: Llanfairpwllgwyng Watch: ing you. Posts: 53,060	Yes I liked that one __________________ ICom Pro3 All posts are my own opinion and my opinion only. "The clock of life is wound but once, and no man has the power to tell just when the hands will stop. Now is the only time you actually own the time, Place no faith in time, for the clock may soon be still for ever." Good Judgement comes from experience,experience comes from Bad Judgement,.Buy quality, cry once; buy cheap, cry again and again. www.mc0yad.club Second in command CEO and left handed watch winder

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15 September 2005, 09:17 PM	#3
Earl "TRF" Member Join Date: May 2005 Real Name: Who Me? Location: Northern Virginia Watch: out Posts: 4,616	HaHaHaHa 30 minute, 2 hour, or 8 hour I wonder???????

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