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Iron Dealer 1 · 19 December 2009, 01:07 AM

While trying to escape through Pakistan, Osama Bin Laden found a bottle on the sand and picked it*up.

Suddenly, a female genie rose from the bottle and with a smile said,

"Master, may I grant you one wish?"

Osama responded," You ignorant, unworthy daughter-of-a-dog! Don't you know who I am? I don't need any common woman giving me anything."

The shocked genie said, "Please, I must grant you a wish or I will be returned to that bottle forever."

Osama thought a moment, then grumbled about the impertinence of the woman

and said, "Very well, I want to awaken in the morning with three American

women in my bed. So just do it and be off with you.

The annoyed genie said, "So be it!" and*disappeared.

The next morning Bin Laden woke up in bed with Lorena Bobbitt, Tonya Harding and Nancy Pelosi at his side.

His penis was gone, his knees were broken, and he had no health insurance.

God is good.

Dr. Robert · 19 December 2009, 03:12 AM

great!

limbo · 19 December 2009, 04:55 AM

Lion · 19 December 2009, 11:54 AM

Very good!!!

idk01 · 19 December 2009, 04:56 PM

snow_rocks · 22 December 2009, 06:57 AM

What he asked for ...

19 December 2009, 01:07 AM	#1
Iron Dealer 1 "TRF" Member Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Red Bank Watch: 1977 M1680 SSSD Posts: 353	Oldie but Goodie While trying to escape through Pakistan, Osama Bin Laden found a bottle on the sand and picked itup. Suddenly, a female genie rose from the bottle and with a smile said, "Master, may I grant you one wish?" Osama responded," You ignorant, unworthy daughter-of-a-dog! Don't you know who I am? I don't need any common woman giving me anything." The shocked genie said, "Please, I must grant you a wish or I will be returned to that bottle forever." Osama thought a moment, then grumbled about the impertinence of the woman and said, "Very well, I want to awaken in the morning with three American women in my bed. So just do it and be off with you. The annoyed genie said, "So be it!" anddisappeared. The next morning Bin Laden woke up in bed with Lorena Bobbitt, Tonya Harding and Nancy Pelosi at his side. His penis was gone, his knees were broken, and he had no health insurance. God is good. __________________ IRON DEALER 1 M16613 TT BLK SUB , M1680 SS SUB M1675 TT BLK GMT GO ARMY! BEAT NAVY!

19 December 2009, 11:54 AM	#4
Lion "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Real Name: Leo Location: Midwest Watch: GMT-II 16710 PEPSI Posts: 21,461	Very good!!! __________________ SS GMT-II 16710 PEPSI(Z-serial#) THE ONLY DIFFERENCE BETWEEN MEN AND BOYS IS THE PRICE OF THE TOYS!!! MontBlanc Meisterstuck Doue Silver Barley MontBlanc Meisterstuck Solitaire Doue Signum Proud Card Carrying Member of the Curmudgeons.....Yikes!!!

19 December 2009, 04:56 PM	#5
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