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20 March 2010, 06:48 AM
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"TRF" Member
Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: Sydney
Posts: 4,624
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Why Men Are Never Depressed
Your last name stays put
The garage is all yours Wedding plans take care of themselves You can never be pregnant You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park You can wear NO shirt to a water park Car mechanics tell you the truth The world is your urinal You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt Same work, more pay Wrinkles add character People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet One mood all the time Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase A 5-day vacation requires two suitcases for a mature man You can open all your own jars If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack Three pairs of shoes are more than enough You almost never have strap problems in public You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes Everything on your face stays its original colour The same hair style lasts for years, maybe decades You only have to shave your face and neck You can play with toys all your life One wallet and one pair of shoes - one colour for all seasons You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look You can do your nails with a pocket knife You have freedom of choice concerning growing a moustache You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes Chocolate is just another snack. |
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20 March 2010, 06:59 AM
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Fondly Remembered
Join Date: May 2005
Real Name: JJ
Location: Auckland, NZ
Watch: ALL SOLD!!
Posts: 74,319
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Words fail me in expressing my utmost thanks to ALL of you for this wonderful support during my hour of need!! I firmly believe that my time on planet earth is NOT yet up!! I shall fight this to the very end.......and WIN!! |
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20 March 2010, 07:09 AM
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Banned
Join Date: Oct 2009
Real Name: David Walz
Location: San Diego CA USA
Watch: my hand. :)
Posts: 9,156
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Excellent and BTW she ownes the closet.
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20 March 2010, 09:01 AM
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TRF Moderator & 2024 SubLV41 Patron
Join Date: Jul 2007
Real Name: Rob
Location: Nearby.
Posts: 24,931
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He who wears a Rolex is always on time, even when late!! TRF's "After Dark" Bar & Nightclub Patron-Founding Member.. |
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20 March 2010, 10:28 AM
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"TRF" Member
Join Date: Oct 2009
Real Name: Matt
Location: Flint, MI
Watch: Ω 3570.50.00
Posts: 2,058
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So true
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Miss you JJ Wash out this tired notion that the best is yet to come |
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20 March 2010, 10:30 AM
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"TRF" Member
Join Date: Jul 2009
Real Name: Mike
Location: Orlando
Posts: 2,471
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ha ha i love it!
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20 March 2010, 10:56 AM
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Banned
Join Date: Dec 2009
Real Name: Paul
Location: New Haven, CT
Watch: 116610 Sub-C
Posts: 6,552
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20 March 2010, 12:17 PM
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2024 SubLV41 Pledge Member
Join Date: Nov 2009
Real Name: Richard
Location: Macungie, PA
Watch: 5513 Sub, LV Sub
Posts: 14,497
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Vincent, love it!
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 "Few things in life give man as great a pleasure as wearing a Rolex!" TRF's "AFTER DARK" Bar & NightClub Patron
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20 March 2010, 12:20 PM
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2024 SubLV41 Pledge Member
Join Date: Dec 2007
Real Name: Peter
Location: Sydney
Watch: The Game
Posts: 17,415
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:r ofl:
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20 March 2010, 01:31 PM
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"TRF" Member
Join Date: Jan 2008
Real Name: El Raf-O
Location: florida
Watch: tt GMT2c,Omega
Posts: 19,687
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Classic!
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member # 9862 Best bartender in the world!! Last of the Bastid Tossers  p club member #9 |
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20 March 2010, 03:09 PM
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2024 SubLV41 Pledge Member
Join Date: Dec 2009
Real Name: Bob
Location: U.S.A.
Watch: 1655
Posts: 64,248
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20 March 2010, 06:02 PM
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"TRF" Member
Join Date: Dec 2007
Real Name: Christopher
Location: Singapore
Watch: out kiddo!
Posts: 1,033
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 Viva La Rolex 
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20 March 2010, 10:09 PM
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Member
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Australia
Posts: 1,878
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you forgot that you can scratch your crotch in public.......
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20 March 2010, 10:34 PM
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"TRF" Member
Join Date: Jan 2009
Real Name: Dave
Location: Australia
Watch: DJ16233TT
Posts: 18,485
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Best damn list of all time
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Apprentice to Terry Newton; Superstar and Fake Sleuth 
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21 March 2010, 12:58 PM
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"TRF" Member
Join Date: Jan 2009
Real Name: Leo
Location: Midwest
Watch: GMT-II 16710 PEPSI
Posts: 21,461
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How appropriately.....
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 SS GMT-II 16710 PEPSI(Z-serial#) THE ONLY DIFFERENCE BETWEEN MEN AND BOYS IS THE PRICE OF THE TOYS!!! MontBlanc Meisterstuck Doue Silver Barley MontBlanc Meisterstuck Solitaire Doue Signum Proud Card Carrying Member of the Curmudgeons.....Yikes!!! |
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