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figbo · 17 March 2009, 03:18 PM

A Redneck passed away and left

his entire estate to his beloved widow.

However she can't touch it 'til she's 14.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
How do you know when you're staying

in a Redneck motel?

When you call the front desk and say,

I gotta leak in my sink, and the

clerk replies, 'Go ahead'.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Did you hear that they have raised the minimum

drinking age for Rednecks to 32?

It seems they want to keep alcohol

out of the high schools.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Two reasons why it's so hard to solve a

Redneck murder:

1) The DNA is all the same

2) There are no dental records

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Who invented the toothbrush ?

A Redneck.

(If it had been invented by anyone else,

it would have been called a teethbrush.)

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

A State Trooper pulls over a pickup on Highway 16

and says to the driver, 'Got any I.D. ?' . .

and the driver replies 'Bout wut?'

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Did you hear about the $3 million Redneck Lottery ?

The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

A new Redneck law was just recently passed .

When a couple gets divorced, they are STILL cousins.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Did you hear that the Redneck governor's

mansion burned down ?

'Yep. Prit'near took out the whole trailer park. The library was a total loss too. Both books went poof . . . up in flames and the governor hadn't even finished coloring one of them.'

JJ Irani · 17 March 2009, 04:13 PM

swatty · 17 March 2009, 06:18 PM

limbo · 17 March 2009, 07:34 PM

Lion · 17 March 2009, 11:44 PM

Very good!!!

steelers · 17 March 2009, 11:58 PM

jon84gt · 18 March 2009, 01:45 AM

Hey wait a second, some of these hit pretty close to home!!

DS/B MINI S · 18 March 2009, 01:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jon84gt

Hey wait a second, some of these hit pretty close to home!!

Too close

Latrodectus · 18 March 2009, 06:04 AM

Bisquitlips · 18 March 2009, 08:04 AM

hflee55 · 21 March 2009, 01:03 AM

coddger · 21 March 2009, 02:57 PM

JJ Irani · 22 March 2009, 03:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jon84gt

Hey wait a second, some of these hit pretty close to home!!

Yeah......let our Bubba be the judge of that!!

TSW · 27 July 2011, 05:38 AM

:)

mitchy · 28 July 2011, 12:24 AM

17 March 2009, 03:18 PM	#1
figbo "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Real Name: El Raf-O Location: florida Watch: tt GMT2c,Omega Posts: 19,687	New redneck stuff A Redneck passed away and left his entire estate to his beloved widow. However she can't touch it 'til she's 14. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ How do you know when you're staying in a Redneck motel? When you call the front desk and say, I gotta leak in my sink, and the clerk replies, 'Go ahead'. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age for Rednecks to 32? It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Two reasons why it's so hard to solve a Redneck murder: 1) The DNA is all the same 2) There are no dental records ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Who invented the toothbrush ? A Redneck. (If it had been invented by anyone else, it would have been called a teethbrush.) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ A State Trooper pulls over a pickup on Highway 16 and says to the driver, 'Got any I.D. ?' . . and the driver replies 'Bout wut?' ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Did you hear about the $3 million Redneck Lottery ? The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ A new Redneck law was just recently passed . When a couple gets divorced, they are STILL cousins. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Did you hear that the Redneck governor's mansion burned down ? 'Yep. Prit'near took out the whole trailer park. The library was a total loss too. Both books went poof . . . up in flames and the governor hadn't even finished coloring one of them.'

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