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FeelingTheBlues · 15 November 2011, 05:23 AM

Greetings TRF,

After lurking around all those James Bond threads I started to wonder if there's anything he hasn't done in his quite long and impressive career. Let yourselves go ladies and gentlemen!

I'll start: I've never seen James Bond climbing up a stair, missing a step and looking around nervously to make sure nobody noticed it (y'all know what I'm talking about, we all did this at least once)!

threemonkeys · 15 November 2011, 05:39 AM

Hamburger and French fries - really, has he ever eaten one?

FeelingTheBlues · 15 November 2011, 05:42 AM

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Originally Posted by threemonkeys

Hamburger and French fries - really, has he ever eaten one?

It would fit very well with his straw in his cup of Vodka Martini...

ducatidoc · 15 November 2011, 05:55 AM

Never seen him get ketchup on his cheek, nor get a poppy seed stuck in his teeth.

To my knowledge, never walked out of the mens room with toilet paper stuck on his shoe.

masterserg · 15 November 2011, 05:58 AM

Fight Chuck Norris ...

Grumpy Badger · 15 November 2011, 06:12 AM

Have the bad guy catch him, NOT tell him his master plan, NOT take him all the way to his secret layer, NOT think of some elaborate way to kill him then leave him alone to escape...

Instead catch him, put a Browning High-Power to his temple and BA-DA-BING... Blow his brains out!

FeelingTheBlues · 15 November 2011, 06:15 AM

Good choices guys! Thinking about it, I don't think I've ever seen him using his watch to actually look at the time...

Grumpy Badger · 15 November 2011, 06:21 AM

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Originally Posted by FeelingTheBlues

Good choices guys! Thinking about it, I don't think I've ever seen him using his watch to actually look at the time...

Oh, contraire, mon ami...

Think Dr No... Think white dinner jacket... Think lighting his cigarette while checking his Big Crown Sub!

FeelingTheBlues · 15 November 2011, 06:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Grumpy Badger

Oh, contraire, mon ami...

Think Dr No... Think white dinner jacket... Think lighting his cigarette while checking his Big Crown Sub!

N'en sois pas si sûr mon brave!

A very few people know this but he's only making sure his bezel isn't off centered, true story.

Dr. Robert · 15 November 2011, 06:30 AM

We've never seen Bond go shopping......for suits & shirts & shoes on Saville Row, buying those Turkish Balkan Sobraines, getting his Aston martin serviced.......

ducatidoc · 15 November 2011, 06:30 AM

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Originally Posted by Grumpy Badger

Have the bad guy catch him, NOT tell him his master plan, NOT take him all the way to his secret layer, NOT think of some elaborate way to kill him then leave him alone to escape...

Instead catch him, put a Browning High-Power to his temple and BA-DA-BING... Blow his brains out!

Geez Mark, how the heck are we supposed to get any sequels ?

wantonebad · 15 November 2011, 06:36 AM

Get a bikini wax

BH13GMT · 15 November 2011, 06:36 AM

Turn up to a 6 star hotel only to find out it is fully booked!!!!!!

Then being told by the manger that the Days Inn 2 blocks down the road has plenty of vacancies.

Grumpy Badger · 15 November 2011, 06:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FeelingTheBlues

N'en sois pas si sûr mon brave!

A very few people know this but he's only making sure his bezel isn't off centered, true story.

Ahhh, so that's what he was doing!

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Originally Posted by Dr. Robert

We've never seen Bond go shopping......for suits & shirts & shoes on Saville Row, buying those Turkish Balkan Sobraines, getting his Aston martin serviced.......

Brosnan has his tailor come to the hotel in Die Another Day.

I seem to remember Moor having his tailor call too (and rejecting a tie for being "a little frantic") but can't remember the movie offhand.

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Originally Posted by ducatidoc

Geez Mark, how the heck are we supposed to get any sequels ?

Verdad, verdad! But, unless the holy Grail Connery drank from can make him thirty-odd again, that's no bad thing IMHO!

BH13GMT · 15 November 2011, 06:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Grumpy Badger

I seem to remember Moor having his tailor call too (and rejecting a tie for being "a little frantic") but can't remember the movie offhand.

Live and Let Die and IIRC he told the tailor not to forget the double vents

Grumpy Badger · 15 November 2011, 06:49 AM

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Originally Posted by BH13GMT

Live and Let Die and IIRC he told the tailor not to forget the double vents

We really are a pair of sad bar-stewards, aren't we!

BH13GMT · 15 November 2011, 06:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Grumpy Badger

We really are a pair of sad bar-stewards, aren't we!

Yep for sure

Just supervised my 3 year old son having his bath, he was playing with a white Lotus Esprit under the water

Dr. Robert · 15 November 2011, 06:54 AM

How about Bond bedding a homely, hell, ugly, over-weight woman??????

BH13GMT · 15 November 2011, 06:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Dr. Robert

How about Bond bedding a homely, hell, ugly, over-weight woman??????

Ha Ha

and then asking her if she has any condoms

FeelingTheBlues · 15 November 2011, 06:59 AM

We never saw Bond putting gas in his car neither!

cgjane · 15 November 2011, 07:06 AM

Surfing TRF classifieds for an original vintage sub of his predecessor

Grumpy Badger · 15 November 2011, 07:10 AM

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Originally Posted by FeelingTheBlues

We never saw Bond putting gas in his car neither!

Oh, contraire, mon ami...

While not a "car" he does pull his light aircraft in to a service station and tell the guy to "fill her up" at the beginning of Octopussy!

FeelingTheBlues · 15 November 2011, 07:15 AM

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Originally Posted by Grumpy Badger

Oh, contraire, mon ami...

While not a "car" he does pull his light aircraft in to a service station and tell the guy to "fill her up" at the beginning of Octopussy!

We'd like to interrupt this thread for a special announcement! Apparently, an aircraft isn't a car!

Fine then Mr. "let's doubt about Carl's greatness and knowledge because we're secretly jealous of him", have you ever seen or heard James singing "Sweet Home Alabama" and playing drums with his hands on his steering wheel while driving on a highway?

capote · 15 November 2011, 07:20 AM

Making an appointment to check up on his STD's.

cgjane · 15 November 2011, 07:32 AM

Getting served with a subpoena for paternity tests

blackmsport · 15 November 2011, 07:39 AM

All I can say is... the best thing Bond hasn't done is Reading through these trashes that we (and I am a sinner here) that we have posted about Bond in the last few days

Also the best thing he has not done is driving a Smart car in his next movie and wearing a $10 Q&Q watch

BH13GMT · 15 November 2011, 07:40 AM

Pay his speeding fines and calling around for the best quote on his insurance premiums

Grumpy Badger · 15 November 2011, 07:41 AM

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Originally Posted by FeelingTheBlues

We'd like to interrupt this thread for a special announcement! Apparently, an aircraft isn't a car!

Fine then Mr. "let's doubt about Carl's greatness and knowledge because we're secretly jealous of him", have you ever seen or heard James singing "Sweet Home Alabama" and playing drums with his hands on his steering wheel while driving on a highway?

No "secretly" about it, mate!

And, I must admit, you've got me knackered on the "sweet home" thing! Closest I could get was "underneath de mango tree, me honey and me..."

Grumpy Badger · 15 November 2011, 07:44 AM

Having a girl tell all her mates he was hung like a squirrel and that it was all over in two-dips-and-a-splash!!!

FeelingTheBlues · 15 November 2011, 07:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Grumpy Badger

No "secretly" about it, mate!

And, I must admit, you've got me knackered on the "sweet home" thing! Closest I could get was "underneath de mango tree, me honey and me..."

And I must admit you're getting me knackered on the "knackered" thing...what does that mean? I'm afraid I don't know and believe me, I'm the smartest thing around here!

15 November 2011, 05:23 AM	#1
FeelingTheBlues "TRF" Member Join Date: Sep 2011 Real Name: Carl Location: Always moving Watch: If you wish... Posts: 22,039	Best thing James Bond hasn't done yet... Greetings TRF, After lurking around all those James Bond threads I started to wonder if there's anything he hasn't done in his quite long and impressive career. Let yourselves go ladies and gentlemen! I'll start: I've never seen James Bond climbing up a stair, missing a step and looking around nervously to make sure nobody noticed it (y'all know what I'm talking about, we all did this at least once)! __________________ Mon corps c'est un pays en guerre sur l'point d'finir, Le général de l'armée de terre s'attend au pire, J'ai faim, j'ai frette, je suis trop faible pour me lever debout, On va hisser le drapeau blanc un point c'est tout. - André Fortin

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15 November 2011, 06:12 AM	#6
Grumpy Badger "TRF" Member Join Date: Mar 2011 Real Name: Mark Location: Bonny Scotland Watch: 14060M Sub (cosc) Posts: 5,280	Have the bad guy catch him, NOT tell him his master plan, NOT take him all the way to his secret layer, NOT think of some elaborate way to kill him then leave him alone to escape... Instead catch him, put a Browning High-Power to his temple and BA-DA-BING... Blow his brains out! __________________ Don't mind me. I'm full of scotch, bitterness and impure thoughts! "You have enemies? Good! That means you stood up for something, sometime in your life." Sir Winston Leonard Spencer-Churchill KG, OM, CH, TD, PC, DL, FRS.

15 November 2011, 06:15 AM	#7
FeelingTheBlues "TRF" Member Join Date: Sep 2011 Real Name: Carl Location: Always moving Watch: If you wish... Posts: 22,039	Good choices guys! Thinking about it, I don't think I've ever seen him using his watch to actually look at the time... __________________ Mon corps c'est un pays en guerre sur l'point d'finir, Le général de l'armée de terre s'attend au pire, J'ai faim, j'ai frette, je suis trop faible pour me lever debout, On va hisser le drapeau blanc un point c'est tout. - André Fortin

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Dr. Robert 2024 SubLV41 Pledge Member Join Date: Dec 2009 Real Name: Bob Location: U.S.A. Watch: 1655 Posts: 64,312	How about Bond bedding a homely, hell, ugly, over-weight woman?????? __________________ Founder & Card Carrying Member of the Global Association of Retro-Grouch-Curmudgeons

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FeelingTheBlues "TRF" Member Join Date: Sep 2011 Real Name: Carl Location: Always moving Watch: If you wish... Posts: 22,039	We never saw Bond putting gas in his car neither! __________________ Mon corps c'est un pays en guerre sur l'point d'finir, Le général de l'armée de terre s'attend au pire, J'ai faim, j'ai frette, je suis trop faible pour me lever debout, On va hisser le drapeau blanc un point c'est tout. - André Fortin

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blackmsport Banned Join Date: May 2009 Location: Melb - Australia Posts: 2,959	All I can say is... the best thing Bond hasn't done is Reading through these trashes that we (and I am a sinner here) that we have posted about Bond in the last few days Also the best thing he has not done is driving a Smart car in his next movie and wearing a $10 Q&Q watch

15 November 2011, 07:40 AM	#27
BH13GMT "TRF" Member Join Date: Jun 2010 Real Name: Paul Location: UK, Dorset Watch: and learn Posts: 2,636	Pay his speeding fines and calling around for the best quote on his insurance premiums __________________ Rolex Sub 1680, Rolex GMT 116710LN, Rolex Datejust 16220 Salmon Dial (the Mrs), Tudor BB58, Tudor Pelagos Blue and Several Seiko's ************************************************ *************** "last one in the chopper is a rotten egg" Jonathan Quayle Higgins III

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Grumpy Badger "TRF" Member Join Date: Mar 2011 Real Name: Mark Location: Bonny Scotland Watch: 14060M Sub (cosc) Posts: 5,280	Having a girl tell all her mates he was hung like a squirrel and that it was all over in two-dips-and-a-splash!!! __________________ Don't mind me. I'm full of scotch, bitterness and impure thoughts! "You have enemies? Good! That means you stood up for something, sometime in your life." Sir Winston Leonard Spencer-Churchill KG, OM, CH, TD, PC, DL, FRS.

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