Favorite Quote

[MonBK]

Originally Posted by directioneng

If you have all the answers why ask me a stupid question?

Eddie. .

I'm a sucker for stupid replies.

[WhatTheDeuce]

Originally Posted by bayerische

"The reports of my death are greatly exaggerated"

Mark Twain.

Reports of my assimilation are greatly exaggerated.

Jean-Luc Picard :)

[cjohns]

Here's one my dad said many many many years ago and it still makes me chuckle"that guy is so stupid he couldn't pour piss out of a boot if it had a hole in the toe and directions on the heel"

[skypilot]

"A democracy will continue to exist until the voters discover they can vote themselves generous gifts from the public treasury. "

:Alexander Tyler, history professor at the University of Edinburgh, 1782 - 1791:

[azguy]

Originally Posted by gypsy jim

If the world was perfect, it wouldn't be.
Baseball is ninety percent mental and the other half is physical.
If you come to a fork in the road, take it
It's like deja-vu, all over again.
The future ain't what it used to be.

Yogi Berra

Love Yogi he may be one of the most quoted people of all time

[Esexx]

"You are under arrest for burglary." Reply, "Man, I don't do no drugs."

[subtona]

Originally Posted by skypilot

"A democracy will continue to exist until the voters discover they can vote themselves generous gifts from the public treasury. "

:Alexander Tyler, history professor at the University of Edinburgh, 1782 - 1791:

current events

[Ck8]

Money is like manure, it stinks when it is in a pile and it does some good if it is spread around.

[Dr. Robert]

Originally Posted by capote

I can't listen to that much Wagner. I start getting the urge to conquer Poland.

I don't want to achieve immortality through my work... I want to achieve it through not dying.

I took a speed reading course and read 'War and Peace' in twenty minutes. It involves Russia.

Woody Allen

winner, winner....chicken dinner

[keschete]

Originally Posted by jamesbondOO7

We need a bigger boat!

Love it! Jaws is one of my all time favorites!!!

[Andad]

Originally Posted by Darlinboy

There are many I enjoy, but in this US election year, I'll go with this one.

"There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies and statistics.

Mark Twain

I read a similar one only recently.

"Torture numbers and they'll confess to anything".

Greg Easterbrook.

[joeychitwood]

"What you resist persists."

"Nothing changes if nothing changes."

[Andad]

Originally Posted by joeychitwood

"What you resist persists."

"Nothing changes if nothing changes."

or the opposite:

plus ça change, plus c'est la même chose.

[Letsgodiving]

To continue the election theme:

Government is like a baby: An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other. - Ronald Reagan

The biggest argument against democracy is a 5 minute conversation with the average voter - Winston Churchill

Civilization is the limitless multiplication of unnecessary necessities - Mark Twain

[jasonclark]

Originally Posted by GradyPhilpott

No offense, my friend.

I just though someone might like to know that the race is not becoming more stupid, even if it is becoming less civil, but I don't have any stats for that.

I apologize, I was a bit grumpy and out of sorts when I read your post and felt unjustly patronized; I realize you were just being helpful and providing your own insight, and I agree with your post quoted above: while we as a people may or may not be heading toward a decline in intelligence, we surely are continuously reaching new lows in common courtesy. Sorry, again.

[Andad]

A man may be a fool and not know it, but not if he is married.
- H. L. Mencken

[Andad]

Originally Posted by MonBK

I'm a sucker for stupid replies.

The best advice is this: Don't take advice and don't give advice.

[Andad]

Originally Posted by MonBK

I'm a sucker for stupid replies.

A dog is the only thing on earth that will love you more than you love yourself.
- Josh Billings

[hdrazor251]

"Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt." - Abraham Lincoln

[HYDROMAROC]

“It’s understanding that makes it possible for people like us to tolerate a person like yourself.”

[subtona]

Originally Posted by hdrazor251

"Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt." - Abraham Lincoln

a classic that can be applied everyday