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padi56 · 24 November 2005, 10:12 PM

A German guy approaches a prostitute and says " I vish to buy sex Vit you"

"OK" says the girl, "I'll charge £100 an hour"

"Ist goot, But I must varn you, I am a little kinky"

"No problem" she replies cautiously, "I can do kinky"

So off they go to the girl's flat, where the German produces four large
bedsprings and a duck caller.

"I vant you to tie ze springs to each of your limbs."

The girl finds this very strange, but complies, fastening the springs to
her hands and knees.

"Now you vill get on your hans and knees."

She duly does this, balancing on the springs.

You vill please blow zis vistle as I make love to you."

She finds all this very odd, but figures it's harmless, and the guy is
paying.

The sex is fantastic.

She is bounced all over the room by the energetic German, all the time
honking on the duck caller.

The climax is the most sensational she has ever experienced, and it is
several minutes before she has recovered her breath.

Finally she gasps "That was totally amazing....... what do you call
that?"

"Ah", says the German, "zis is Tech four sprung duck technique"

AJC · 27 November 2005, 06:33 AM

I missing something.

Rockrolex · 27 November 2005, 06:36 AM

mailman · 27 November 2005, 09:12 AM

JJ Irani · 27 November 2005, 02:51 PM

I think it's a corrupted form of the famous Audi slogan in their ad:

Vorsprung durch Technik

JJ

AJC · 27 November 2005, 08:46 PM

Thats just nAudi.

padi56 · 27 November 2005, 09:16 PM

Bloody foreigners

Vorsprung durch Technik the Audi advert,I will have to start explaining the jokes in Braille

24 November 2005, 10:12 PM	#1
padi56 "TRF" Life Patron Join Date: Jun 2005 Real Name: Peter Location: Llanfairpwllgwyng Watch: ing you. Posts: 53,064	Zis you vill enchoy. A German guy approaches a prostitute and says " I vish to buy sex Vit you" "OK" says the girl, "I'll charge £100 an hour" "Ist goot, But I must varn you, I am a little kinky" "No problem" she replies cautiously, "I can do kinky" So off they go to the girl's flat, where the German produces four large bedsprings and a duck caller. "I vant you to tie ze springs to each of your limbs." The girl finds this very strange, but complies, fastening the springs to her hands and knees. "Now you vill get on your hans and knees." She duly does this, balancing on the springs. You vill please blow zis vistle as I make love to you." She finds all this very odd, but figures it's harmless, and the guy is paying. The sex is fantastic. She is bounced all over the room by the energetic German, all the time honking on the duck caller. The climax is the most sensational she has ever experienced, and it is several minutes before she has recovered her breath. Finally she gasps "That was totally amazing....... what do you call that?" "Ah", says the German, "zis is Tech four sprung duck technique" __________________ ICom Pro3 All posts are my own opinion and my opinion only. "The clock of life is wound but once, and no man has the power to tell just when the hands will stop. Now is the only time you actually own the time, Place no faith in time, for the clock may soon be still for ever." Good Judgement comes from experience,experience comes from Bad Judgement,.Buy quality, cry once; buy cheap, cry again and again. www.mc0yad.club Second in command CEO and left handed watch winder

27 November 2005, 06:36 AM	#3
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27 November 2005, 09:12 AM	#4
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27 November 2005, 02:51 PM	#5
JJ Irani Fondly Remembered Join Date: May 2005 Real Name: JJ Location: Auckland, NZ Watch: ALL SOLD!! Posts: 74,319	I think it's a corrupted form of the famous Audi slogan in their ad: Vorsprung durch Technik JJ __________________ Words fail me in expressing my utmost thanks to ALL of you for this wonderful support during my hour of need!! I firmly believe that my time on planet earth is NOT yet up!! I shall fight this to the very end.......and WIN!! Last edited by JJ Irani; 27 November 2005 at 02:52 PM..

27 November 2005, 09:16 PM	#7
padi56 "TRF" Life Patron Join Date: Jun 2005 Real Name: Peter Location: Llanfairpwllgwyng Watch: ing you. Posts: 53,064	Bloody foreigners Vorsprung durch Technik the Audi advert,I will have to start explaining the jokes in Braille __________________ ICom Pro3 All posts are my own opinion and my opinion only. "The clock of life is wound but once, and no man has the power to tell just when the hands will stop. Now is the only time you actually own the time, Place no faith in time, for the clock may soon be still for ever." Good Judgement comes from experience,experience comes from Bad Judgement,.Buy quality, cry once; buy cheap, cry again and again. www.mc0yad.club Second in command CEO and left handed watch winder

27 November 2005, 06:33 AM	#2
AJC Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Australia Posts: 1,878	I missing something.

27 November 2005, 08:46 PM	#6
AJC Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Australia Posts: 1,878	Thats just nAudi.

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