Heather Mills

[Ck8]

It looks like Heather Mills might get £60m for her 6 years marriage. That is more than premiership football players, which are over rated and overpaid, and she has only got one leg. No I should not have said that, that is discriminating against the disable. Let me rephrase, five toes then!

[Jocke]

Originally Posted by Ck8

It looks like Heather Mills might get £60m for her 6 years marriage. That is more than premiership football players, which are over rated and overpaid, and she has only got one leg. No I should not have said that, that is discriminating against the disable. Let me rephrase, five toes then!

That girl is just too much, she jell at the cop that give her a parking
ticket whan she park at a handicap parking without permit.
She was mad and show he she have only one leg, he told
her it´s not enough with one leg and a Bentley you need a
permit too.

I believe she was very upset because it was a cop that run
over her a few years back so she have to remove the leg.

Thats life, now she can sit there with Sir McCartney´s money.

Jocke

[S2000 Driver]

Sad...

[ohsixx]

It was reported here to be between $40-$100 million. Not bad for a girl who kept a pee-bucket next to the bed.

[Claude]

A journalist asks Paul McCartney if he'll ever go down on one knee again. Paul replies 'I'd prefer if you called her Heather.'


Apparently, Paul McCartney and his wife Heather are splitting up
because he bought her a plane for her last birthday.... And a ladyshave for the other leg.


A poem by Sir Paul McCartney

I lay upon a grassy bank
My hands were all a quiver
I slowly undid her suspender belt
And her leg fell in the river.