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Old 9 May 2012, 10:26 PM   #1
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My wife has just left me as she says that I'm obsessed with football

My wife has just left me as she says that I'm obsessed with football.

I'm absolutely gutted - we've been together for 5 seasons.

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Old 9 May 2012, 10:49 PM   #2
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She left so, was she traded or became a free agent in the household, was it a good deal for you, did you gain on this as having had the wife for the previous 5 seasons, was she falling behind with her duties as ? Well... As Brad Paisley sang, " I'm gonna miss her when she's gone" :-)


But, just remember a good wife is hard to find <--- says so right there!
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Old 10 May 2012, 01:56 AM   #3
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Old 27 May 2012, 07:42 PM   #6
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"My dog died and my wife left me, boy I'm going to miss that dog".
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