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padi56 · 6 January 2006, 01:06 AM

It was the mailman's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same neighbourhood. When he arrived at the first house on his route he was greeted by the whole family there, who congratulated him and sent him on his way with a big gift envelope. At the second house they presented him with a box of fine cigars. The folks at the third house handed him a selection of terrific fishing lures.

At the fourth house he was met at the door by a strikingly beautiful woman in a revealing negligee. She took him by the hand, gently led him through the door (which she closed behind him), and led him up the stairs to the bedroom where she blew his mind with the most passionate love he had ever experienced. When he had had enough they went downstairs, where she fixed him a giant breakfast: eggs, potatoes, ham, sausage, blueberry waffles, and fresh-squeezed orange juice. When he was truly satisfied she poured him a cup of steaming coffee. As she was pouring, he noticed a dollar bill sticking out from under the cup's bottom edge.

"All this was just too wonderful for words," he said, "but what's the dollar for?" "Well," she said, "last night, I told my husband that today would be your last day, and that we should do something special for you. I asked him what to give you." He said, "Fu#k him, give him a dollar." The lady then said, "The breakfast was my idea."

dman · 6 January 2006, 01:07 AM

Oh to be Paul!!

dina · 6 January 2006, 01:36 AM

mailman · 6 January 2006, 01:53 AM

ralphieralph · 6 January 2006, 02:17 AM

Paul is she on your old route??

6 January 2006, 02:19 AM

Every mailman/pizza delivery guy's dream... and urban myth.

mailman · 6 January 2006, 02:22 AM

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Originally Posted by ralphieralph

Paul is she on your old route??

I'm not sayin

mailman · 6 January 2006, 02:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Atomic

Every mailman/pizza delivery guy's dream... and urban myth.

Don't be too sure about the myth part. I'm SURE it does happen, just not entirly like that

6 January 2006, 02:26 AM

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Originally Posted by mailman

Don't be too sure about the myth part. I'm SURE it does happen, just not entirly like that

Ah ha! So it is true about you and Dina.

mailman · 6 January 2006, 02:28 AM

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Originally Posted by Atomic

Ah ha! So it is true about you and Dina.

Nah, but maybe I know some other stories, maybe I don't. I'm not sayin. Not publicly anyway

dina · 6 January 2006, 02:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Atomic

Ah ha! So it is true about you and Dina.

Nah he's too old for me

JJ Irani · 6 January 2006, 05:01 AM

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Originally Posted by oystergirl

Nah he's too old for me

Come to me, babbeeeeeeeeeeeee...

6 January 2006, 05:03 AM

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Originally Posted by JJ Irani

Come to me, babbeeeeeeeeeeeee...

JJ, if Paul is too old for her, you're like her great, great, great grandfather.

JJ Irani · 6 January 2006, 05:04 AM

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Originally Posted by Atomic

JJ, if Paul is too old for her, you're like her great, great, great grandfather.

I know that....but look at all the extra experience she gets!!

6 January 2006, 05:40 AM

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Originally Posted by JJ Irani

I know that....but look at all the extra experience she gets!!

And you'll need a lot of extra little blue pills too.

dman · 6 January 2006, 05:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Atomic

And you'll need a lot of extra little blue pills too.

LMFAO Johnny!!

dina · 6 January 2006, 06:55 AM

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Originally Posted by Atomic

And you'll need a lot of extra little blue pills too.

Rockrolex · 6 January 2006, 07:10 AM

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Originally Posted by JJ Irani

Come to me, babbeeeeeeeeeeeee...

Didn't I tell you to get back in your cage (snapping whip sharply).

mailman · 6 January 2006, 10:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Atomic

And you'll need a lot of extra little blue pills too.

LOL

JJ Irani · 6 January 2006, 02:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Rockrolex

Didn't I tell you to get back in your cage (snapping whip sharply).

When Dina's around, no cage can hold me, guys!!!

Roooaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrr!!!

JIM- · 8 January 2006, 10:39 AM

6 January 2006, 01:06 AM	#1
padi56 "TRF" Life Patron Join Date: Jun 2005 Real Name: Peter Location: Llanfairpwllgwyng Watch: ing you. Posts: 53,064	Lucky Mailman. It was the mailman's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same neighbourhood. When he arrived at the first house on his route he was greeted by the whole family there, who congratulated him and sent him on his way with a big gift envelope. At the second house they presented him with a box of fine cigars. The folks at the third house handed him a selection of terrific fishing lures. At the fourth house he was met at the door by a strikingly beautiful woman in a revealing negligee. She took him by the hand, gently led him through the door (which she closed behind him), and led him up the stairs to the bedroom where she blew his mind with the most passionate love he had ever experienced. When he had had enough they went downstairs, where she fixed him a giant breakfast: eggs, potatoes, ham, sausage, blueberry waffles, and fresh-squeezed orange juice. When he was truly satisfied she poured him a cup of steaming coffee. As she was pouring, he noticed a dollar bill sticking out from under the cup's bottom edge. "All this was just too wonderful for words," he said, "but what's the dollar for?" "Well," she said, "last night, I told my husband that today would be your last day, and that we should do something special for you. I asked him what to give you." He said, "Fu#k him, give him a dollar." The lady then said, "The breakfast was my idea." __________________ ICom Pro3 All posts are my own opinion and my opinion only. "The clock of life is wound but once, and no man has the power to tell just when the hands will stop. Now is the only time you actually own the time, Place no faith in time, for the clock may soon be still for ever." Good Judgement comes from experience,experience comes from Bad Judgement,.Buy quality, cry once; buy cheap, cry again and again. www.mc0yad.club Second in command CEO and left handed watch winder

6 January 2006, 01:07 AM	#2
dman Lifetime TRF Patron Join Date: May 2005 Real Name: Daren Location: Austin Watch: the road Posts: 13,585	Oh to be Paul!! __________________ You either get it or you don't, if you have to ask, YOU DON'T!! I really hope that midget cop doesn't find me in Kokomo.

6 January 2006, 01:53 AM	#4
mailman TRF Moderator & SubLV41 2024 Patron Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: . Watch: 126610LN Posts: 35,510	__________________ JJ

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