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padi56 · 7 February 2006, 08:08 PM

Am I getting old?.
I felt like my body has got totally out of shape, so I go my doctor's permission to join a fitness club and start exercising. I decided to take an aerobics class for seniors. I bent, twisted, gyrated, jumped up and down, and perspired for an hour.

But, by the time I got my leotard on, the class was over.
Ah well better luck next time.
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Chocolate Lover.

An old man and a young man worked in office next to each other. The young man had noticed that the older man always seemed to have a jar of peanuts on his desk. The young man loved peanuts.

One day while the older man was away from his desk the young man couldn't resist and went to the old man's jar and ate over half the peanuts.

When the old man returned the young man felt guilty and confessed to taking the peanuts.

The old man responded "That's OK since I lost my teeth all I can do is lick the chocolate off the M&Ms."

JJ Irani · 8 February 2006, 04:26 AM

mailman · 8 February 2006, 04:37 AM

C.J. · 8 February 2006, 05:27 AM

Goodwatch · 8 February 2006, 07:24 AM

The wonders of Internet!

In another group the setting was a home for the elderly, the older man was an older woman and the younger man was a nurse

Yeah baby, suck those M&M's

ralphieralph · 8 February 2006, 10:03 AM

rolexchick · 8 February 2006, 12:51 PM

padi56 · 8 February 2006, 08:28 PM

7 February 2006, 08:08 PM	#1
padi56 "TRF" Life Patron Join Date: Jun 2005 Real Name: Peter Location: Llanfairpwllgwyng Watch: ing you. Posts: 53,063	A few Quickies Am I getting old?. I felt like my body has got totally out of shape, so I go my doctor's permission to join a fitness club and start exercising. I decided to take an aerobics class for seniors. I bent, twisted, gyrated, jumped up and down, and perspired for an hour. But, by the time I got my leotard on, the class was over. Ah well better luck next time. -------------------------------------- Chocolate Lover. An old man and a young man worked in office next to each other. The young man had noticed that the older man always seemed to have a jar of peanuts on his desk. The young man loved peanuts. One day while the older man was away from his desk the young man couldn't resist and went to the old man's jar and ate over half the peanuts. When the old man returned the young man felt guilty and confessed to taking the peanuts. The old man responded "That's OK since I lost my teeth all I can do is lick the chocolate off the M&Ms." __________________ ICom Pro3 All posts are my own opinion and my opinion only. "The clock of life is wound but once, and no man has the power to tell just when the hands will stop. Now is the only time you actually own the time, Place no faith in time, for the clock may soon be still for ever." Good Judgement comes from experience,experience comes from Bad Judgement,.Buy quality, cry once; buy cheap, cry again and again. www.mc0yad.club Second in command CEO and left handed watch winder

8 February 2006, 04:26 AM	#2
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8 February 2006, 04:37 AM	#3
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8 February 2006, 08:28 PM	#8
padi56 "TRF" Life Patron Join Date: Jun 2005 Real Name: Peter Location: Llanfairpwllgwyng Watch: ing you. Posts: 53,063	__________________ ICom Pro3 All posts are my own opinion and my opinion only. "The clock of life is wound but once, and no man has the power to tell just when the hands will stop. Now is the only time you actually own the time, Place no faith in time, for the clock may soon be still for ever." Good Judgement comes from experience,experience comes from Bad Judgement,.Buy quality, cry once; buy cheap, cry again and again. www.mc0yad.club Second in command CEO and left handed watch winder

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