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11 October 2015, 05:06 AM
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The Blonde and The Farmer
A dumb blonde was really tired of being made fun of, so she decided to dye her hair so she would look like a brunette.
When she had brown hair, she decided to take a drive in the country. After she had been driving for a while, she saw a farmer and a flock of sheep and thought, "Oh! Those sheep are so adorable!" She got out and walked over to the farmer and said, "If I can guess how many sheep you have, can I take one home?" The farmer, being a bit of a gambler himself, said she could have a try. The blonde looked at the flock and guessed, "157." The farmer was amazed - she was right! So the blonde, (who looked like a brunette), picked one out and got back into her car. Before she left, farmer walked up to her and said. "If I can guess the real color of your hair, can I have my dog back?" |
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11 October 2015, 05:55 AM
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Ha! Ha!
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11 October 2015, 06:01 AM
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Brutal!
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11 October 2015, 06:21 PM
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11 October 2015, 06:23 PM
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11 October 2015, 06:29 PM
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Funny!
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12 October 2015, 04:51 AM
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12 October 2015, 05:11 AM
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12 October 2015, 10:48 AM
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12 October 2015, 01:43 PM
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