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Launch Mini · 17 March 2006, 02:20 PM

If your wondering why Paulie wasn't around for a while,the local authorities were holding him for a while.
Appears mail delivery was a problem for awhile also..
As you can see, Paul submitted to the frisk, pat down and hours of "interrogation"
I hear he is now recovering, as the cop that arrested him has a sister in the Nursing field...

Why is it that these girls never wear " accounting " uniforms.

JJ Irani · 17 March 2006, 04:37 PM

Hey Paulie, ya tosser, you listenin'?

C.J. · 17 March 2006, 04:47 PM

I've never seen built in flotation devices on body armor before

Hey, Paul, how did she like your billy club?

TARDIS · 17 March 2006, 05:19 PM

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Originally Posted by C.J.

I've never seen built in flotation devices on body armor before

Hey, Paul, how did she like your billy club?

Hey CJ that's not body armor... that's body AMORE

Steve

C.J. · 17 March 2006, 05:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TARDIS

Hey CJ that's not body armor... that's body AMORE

Steve

Yeah it is!!!

I don't know about you, Steve, but I never had a partner that looked like that

mailman · 17 March 2006, 08:00 PM

Guilty as charged

17 March 2006, 11:26 PM

Now that's the kind of uniform I can get behind for female cops.

BTW, I dated a female cop years ago. I used to pick her up for coffee breaks when she was on the night shift... working on hooker patrol. Seriously. She's be on the street baiting the 'johns' and when she snagged one, she'd tell the hapless dude to pull into an alley so she can get in the car, then the cops would bust the guy.

Anyways, the first time we arranged to meet for her break, she told me when and where. I also happened to drive the suspects profile car, a bright red Golf GTI with blacked windows... But she didn't tell her backup. I pulled up, she pretended I was a 'john' and we talked with her outside the car leaning in, and then she got in and told me to drive. Of course we were pursued and got stopped. She was laughing her ass off but her co-workers didn't see it as that funny.

Good times.

18 March 2006, 12:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Atomic

Now that's the kind of uniform I can get behind for female cops.

BTW, I dated a female cop years ago. I used to pick her up for coffee breaks when she was on the night shift... working on hooker patrol. Seriously. She's be on the street baiting the 'johns' and when she snagged one, she'd tell the hapless dude to pull into an alley so she can get in the car, then the cops would bust the guy.

Anyways, the first time we arranged to meet for her break, she told me when and where. I also happened to drive the suspects profile car, a bright red Golf GTI with blacked windows... But she didn't tell her backup. I pulled up, she pretended I was a 'john' and we talked with her outside the car leaning in, and then she got in and told me to drive. Of course we were pursued and got stopped. She was laughing her ass off but her co-workers didn't see it as that funny.

Good times.

Oh sure John, we believe you......you were out for a "date" with a cop playing a hooker and "just happened" to have the same car as the one they were looking for.....yeah right.

Remember, she was "baiting the Johns" and your first name is John..........

18 March 2006, 01:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Avalon

Oh sure John, we believe you......you were out for a "date" with a cop playing a hooker and "just happened" to have the same car as the one they were looking for.....yeah right.

Remember, she was "baiting the Johns" and your first name is John..........

Now, now... dont be jealous.

It was actually fun to date a girl who had real hand cuffs.

JJ Irani · 18 March 2006, 03:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Atomic

Now, now... dont be jealous.

It was actually fun to date a girl who had real hand cuffs.

You kinky ba$tard, you....

18 March 2006, 03:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JJ Irani

You kinky ba$tard, you....

Hey, you gotta have stories!

mailman · 18 March 2006, 08:06 PM

I wonder if the girl in the picture works at Mansor's?

padi56 · 18 March 2006, 08:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mailman

I wonder if the girl in the picture works at Mansor's?

I hope not old JJ would take up permanent residence,to gaze on those pair of beauties.

JJ Irani · 19 March 2006, 03:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by padi56

I hope not old JJ would take up permanent residence,to gaze on those pair of beauties.

That's right, Padi....from her I'd even buy a RADO!!

19 March 2006, 06:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Atomic

Now, now... dont be jealous.

It was actually fun to date a girl who had real hand cuffs.

Not jealous, but wondering why you have to rely on the date to bring the hand cuffs? I bring my own......

19 March 2006, 12:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Avalon

Not jealous, but wondering why you have to rely on the date to bring the hand cuffs? I bring my own......

I like your resourcefulness. LOL

dman · 19 March 2006, 02:44 PM

If she put a badge on her chest, do you think they would deflate?

JJ Irani · 19 March 2006, 03:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dman

If she put a badge on her chest, do you think they would deflate?

I think she would use the sticky type!!

dman · 19 March 2006, 03:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JJ Irani

I think she would use the sticky type!!

She could be a traffic cop, I am pretty sure if it was cold we would all know which direction to go, BOING.

JJ Irani · 19 March 2006, 03:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dman

She could be a traffic cop, I am pretty sure if it was cold we would all know which direction to go, BOING.

LOL!! Would be nice and warm in there, that's for sure!!

dman · 19 March 2006, 03:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JJ Irani

LOL!! Would be nice and warm in there, that's for sure!!

I see you have thought that through ya TOSSER, LOL!

JJ Irani · 19 March 2006, 03:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dman

I see you have thought that through ya TOSSER, LOL!

I did, but just wasn't sure whether to dive in head or feet first!

dman · 19 March 2006, 03:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JJ Irani

I did, but just wasn't sure whether to dive in head or feet first!

I had a visual of you drop kicking her like a professional wrestler and her tit popping like a ballon.

17 March 2006, 02:20 PM	#1
Launch Mini "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Real Name: John Location: Canada, eh Watch: can I? Posts: 6,240	I hear the "Mailman - Paulie" got busted.... If your wondering why Paulie wasn't around for a while,the local authorities were holding him for a while. Appears mail delivery was a problem for awhile also.. As you can see, Paul submitted to the frisk, pat down and hours of "interrogation" I hear he is now recovering, as the cop that arrested him has a sister in the Nursing field... Why is it that these girls never wear " accounting " uniforms. __________________ Something witty to go here. Member # 293

17 March 2006, 04:37 PM	#2
JJ Irani Fondly Remembered Join Date: May 2005 Real Name: JJ Location: Auckland, NZ Watch: ALL SOLD!! Posts: 74,319	Hey Paulie, ya tosser, you listenin'? __________________ Words fail me in expressing my utmost thanks to ALL of you for this wonderful support during my hour of need!! I firmly believe that my time on planet earth is NOT yet up!! I shall fight this to the very end.......and WIN!!

17 March 2006, 04:47 PM	#3
C.J. "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: * Posts: 10,196	I've never seen built in flotation devices on body armor before Hey, Paul, how did she like your billy club? __________________ Me? I'm still looking for Kokomo. I just hope that damn golfer isn't there

17 March 2006, 08:00 PM	#6
mailman TRF Moderator & SubLV41 2024 Patron Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: . Watch: 126610LN Posts: 35,510	Guilty as charged __________________ JJ

18 March 2006, 08:06 PM	#12
mailman TRF Moderator & SubLV41 2024 Patron Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: . Watch: 126610LN Posts: 35,510	I wonder if the girl in the picture works at Mansor's? __________________ JJ

17 March 2006, 11:26 PM	#7
Atomic Guest Posts: n/a	Now that's the kind of uniform I can get behind for female cops. BTW, I dated a female cop years ago. I used to pick her up for coffee breaks when she was on the night shift... working on hooker patrol. Seriously. She's be on the street baiting the 'johns' and when she snagged one, she'd tell the hapless dude to pull into an alley so she can get in the car, then the cops would bust the guy. Anyways, the first time we arranged to meet for her break, she told me when and where. I also happened to drive the suspects profile car, a bright red Golf GTI with blacked windows... But she didn't tell her backup. I pulled up, she pretended I was a 'john' and we talked with her outside the car leaning in, and then she got in and told me to drive. Of course we were pursued and got stopped. She was laughing her ass off but her co-workers didn't see it as that funny. Good times.

19 March 2006, 02:44 PM	#17
dman Lifetime TRF Patron Join Date: May 2005 Real Name: Daren Location: Austin Watch: the road Posts: 13,585	If she put a badge on her chest, do you think they would deflate? __________________ You either get it or you don't, if you have to ask, YOU DON'T!! I really hope that midget cop doesn't find me in Kokomo.

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