My wife hates it when I...

[mailman]

Pee outside, anywhere
Give her a Dutch Oven
Pee in the bathroon sink when I'm shaving. No the sink isn't full, the water is running


Anyone else

[redshirt1957]

Originally Posted by mailman

Pee outside, anywhere
Give her a Dutch Oven
Pee in the bathroon sink when I'm shaving. No the sink isn't full, the water is running




Anyone else

Your wife has it easy. Just tell her that when my wife sees me get out the plastic sheets and drink a twelve pack of Bud without going to the bathroom; her day is not so bad.

[mailman]

Originally Posted by redshirt1957

Your wife has it easy. Just tell her that when my wife sees me get out the plastic sheets and drink a twelve pack of Bud without going to the bathroom; her day is not so bad.

She hates it when I do laundry too

[redshirt1957]

Originally Posted by mailman

She hates it when I do laundry too

We are typcial males. I understand machines that get wet; but what is this dry thing!

[mailman]

Originally Posted by redshirt1957

We are typcial males. I understand machines that get wet; but what is this dry thing!

After my buddy left who fixed the dryer last week she said "How much did that cost? Was it worth it?"

I told her hell yeah it was worth it. You told me never to do laundry again

[redshirt1957]

Long story short. My nine and five year old sleep downstairs in the basement and must have the ceiling and floor fan on. My joy at night when putting them to bed is to pass gas in the back of the fan and watch them scream, laugh, and wonder who is this mad man. See, your wife is very lucky.

[mailman]

Originally Posted by redshirt1957

Long story short. My nine and five year old sleep downstairs in the basement and must have the ceiling and floor fan on. My joy at night when putting them to bed is to pass gas in the back of the fan and watch them scream, laugh, and wonder who is this mad man. See, your wife is very lucky.

[Carolina]

Originally Posted by redshirt1957

Long story short. My nine and five year old sleep downstairs in the basement and must have the ceiling and floor fan on. My joy at night when putting them to bed is to pass gas in the back of the fan and watch them scream, laugh, and wonder who is this mad man. See, your wife is very lucky.

What is it about men and gas?? You give new meaning the the term "old fart"!

[Carolina]

Originally Posted by mailman

Pee in the bathroon sink when I'm shaving. No the sink isn't full, the water is running

I really like my dutch oven! But peeing in the sink?? Eww!

[redshirt1957]

Originally Posted by Carolina

What is it about men and gas?? You give new meaning the the term "old fart"!

What's not to understand.

I'm a man.
I have gas.
I like to share.

Whew!

[redshirt1957]

Originally Posted by Carolina

I really like my dutch oven! But peeing in the sink?? Eww!

Dutch oven may have another meaning! Hint. Might have something to do with gas and blankets.

[meloncap78]

[Lisa]

Originally Posted by redshirt1957

Dutch oven may have another meaning! Hint. Might have something to do with gas and blankets.

I wasn't going to tell this.... but when baby Violet was a newborn and we were cuddled together in the king-size bed while she slept, I had a little, um, flatulence of the silent but deadly type. Made the poor baby wake up and cry.

[Lisa]

Originally Posted by Carolina

I really like my dutch oven! But peeing in the sink?? Eww!

This is why husbands and wives should not share a bathroom.

[JJ Irani]

This crazy thread has had me in splits. Lisa and Carolina.....great sports!!

[Mrdi]

Let me know when your finished dear, so I may brush my teeth.
Sheesh.... you could at least jump in the shower like any civilized gentleman.

[mailman]

Originally Posted by Carolina

I really like my dutch oven! But peeing in the sink?? Eww!

The water's running and I clean out the sink anyway when I'm done shaving

Originally Posted by Mrdi

Let me know when your finished dear, so I may brush my teeth.
Sheesh.... you could at least jump in the shower like any civilized gentleman.

I do that too. But I always shave after I shower.

[seantk]

Originally Posted by mailman

I do that too. But I always shave after I shower.

I shave in the shower - thus killing two birds with one stone

Sean

[redshirt1957]

Originally Posted by seantk

I shave in the shower - thus killing two birds with one stone

Sean

Mee too. I shower with two dead brids and a highly posilshed stone.

[ROLEX MAN]

I call it multi tasking!

[Carolina]

Originally Posted by redshirt1957

Dutch oven may have another meaning! Hint. Might have something to do with gas and blankets.

I didn't realize that sort of torture had a name. I've been on the receiving end of a couple of those, too!

Originally Posted by Lisa

I wasn't going to tell this.... but when baby Violet was a newborn and we were cuddled together in the king-size bed while she slept, I had a little, um, flatulence of the silent but deadly type. Made the poor baby wake up and cry.

Shhh - Lisa, you're not supposed to let those secrets out!

[away36]

Originally Posted by redshirt1957

Mee too. I shower with two dead brids and a highly posilshed stone.

This smacks of a 6-pack sentence, Joey!

[Oscar]

Originally Posted by redshirt1957

Mee too. I shower with two dead brids and a highly posilshed stone.

What happened to your other stone then.........

Let me guess, you did not have enough room once your 'addadicktome' operation was done..........

[redshirt1957]

Originally Posted by Oscar

What happened to your other stone then.........

Let me guess, you did not have enough room once your 'addadicktome' operation was done..........

Man, you are going to bust my stones over that remark. What was I thinking when I shared that with the world?

[Lisa]

Originally Posted by Carolina

I didn't realize that sort of torture had a name. I've been on the receiving end of a couple of those, too!





Shhh - Lisa, you're not supposed to let those secrets out!

Not supposed to let them out? After three rounds of childbirth, can't keep ANYTHING in!

[Oscar]

Originally Posted by redshirt1957

Man, you are going to bust my stones over that remark. What was I thinking when I shared that with the world?

Joe,

I got home from work tonight after 11.30pm after having a busy night and I have to say you make me laugh so much............

I will not let you forget about mentioning that procedure either......

How much shrinkage occurs after the swelling has gone down........

[redshirt1957]

Originally Posted by Oscar

I will not let you forget about mentioning that procedure either......

How much shrinkage occurs after the swelling has gone down........

They have a new pill that stops the swelling from going away, but it does remove the paid. It is a generic drug called swell-pain and Jim is the rep for your area.

[Oscar]

Originally Posted by redshirt1957

They have a new pill that stops the swelling from going away, but it does remove the paid. It is a generic drug called swell-pain and Jim is the rep for your area.

I've gotta get me some of that then!!!

Jim, if your listening can you PM me the price list. I am led to believe that the pill that gives the best result is called, "elephantitis". I'm after the jumbo one please...........

[redshirt1957]

Originally Posted by Oscar

I've gotta get me some of that then!!!

Jim, if your listening can you PM me the price list. I am led to believe that the pill that gives the best result is called, "elephantitis". I'm after the jumbo one please...........

Be careful with that one as you should have seen the size of my EARS and NOSE.

[Oscar]

Originally Posted by redshirt1957

Be careful with that one as you should have seen the size of my EARS and NOSE.

Don't you mean trunk...........

So, tell me then do you now cause drag marks when walking through the snow..........