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Old 2 September 2008, 04:08 PM   #1
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the potato

Brad, a guy on the local beach just couldn't make progress with any of the girls,
so he heads over to the guard tower to see if the lifeguard has any advice for him.

"Dude, it's obvious," says the lifeguard, "you're wearing those baggy swim trunks
that make you look like an old geezer. Grab yourself a pair of Speedos,
about two sizes too small, and drop a fist-sized potato inside.
I'm telling you, man, you'll have all the babes you want!"

The following weekend, Brad hits the beach with his new Speedos,
and his fist-sized potato and it's even worse than before.
Everybody on the beach acts disgusted as he walks by, covering their faces,
turning away, laughing, looking sick. So, Brad goes back to the lifeguard again
and asks him, "What's wrong now?"

"Dude!" says the lifeguard, "The potato goes in front!"
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Old 2 September 2008, 05:08 PM   #2
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Old 2 September 2008, 05:15 PM   #3
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Old 3 September 2008, 04:07 AM   #5
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Old 3 September 2008, 06:22 AM   #6
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I laughed out Loud in the office!!
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