Sports commentator comments

[ratae1950]

Here are the top nine comments made by NBC sports commentators so far during the Summer Olympics that they would like to take back:

1. Weightlifting commentator: 'This is Gregorieva from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing.'

1. Dressage commentator: 'This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother.'

1. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: 'I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father.'

1. Boxing Analyst: 'Sure there have been injuries, and even some deaths in boxing, but none of them really that serious.'

1. Softball announcer: 'If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again.'

1. Basketball analyst: 'He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces.'

1. At the rowing medal ceremony: 'Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the IOC president is hugging the cox of the British crew.'

1. Soccer commentator: 'Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field.'

1. Tennis commentator: 'One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them... Oh my God, what have I just said?'

[toph]

brilliant.
i have a few more if thats ok

swimming commentator- commenting on the leader of the race-

-"three more strokes and he is home and dry"

olympic commentator on a track event after the leader won by a huge distance

-"The big Cuban opened his legs and showed his class."


-"Chile have three options - they could win or they could lose."
Kevin Keegan

-"For those of you watching who do not have television sets, live commentary is on Radio 2." D. coleman

snooker.

-"for those of you watching in black and white- the red is next to the blue"



-"Celtic manager Davie Hay still has a fresh pair of legs up his sleeve."
John Greig

[JJ Irani]

[Art161]

OMG, these are absolutely hilarious!!!!!

[Tony-GB]

Great thread!

[swatty]