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figbo · 13 October 2008, 01:36 AM

A woman walks into an accountant's office
and tells him that she needs to file her taxes.

The accountant says, "Before we begin,
I'll need to ask you a few questions.
"He gets her name, address, social security number, etc.
and then asks,"What's your occupation?"

"I'm a Lady of the night," she says.

The accountant is somewhat taken aback and says,
" Let's try to rephrase that."

The woman says, "OK, I'm a high-end call girl".

"No, that still won't work. Try again."

They both think for a minute; then the woman says,
"I'm an elite chicken farmer."

The accountant asks, "What does chicken farming
have to do with being a prostitute?"

"Well, I raised a thousand little peckers last year."

"Chicken Farmer it is."

Troy · 13 October 2008, 01:40 AM

JJ Irani · 13 October 2008, 02:47 AM

limbo · 13 October 2008, 01:37 PM

swatty · 13 October 2008, 02:27 PM

DDastady · 13 October 2008, 05:16 PM

golfball123 · 13 October 2008, 06:10 PM

eric23 · 14 October 2008, 02:45 AM

Bisquitlips · 14 October 2008, 03:13 AM

Ahhhhhhhhh!

No comment!

ratae1950 · 15 October 2008, 05:03 AM

Rofl!

Art161 · 24 October 2008, 07:08 PM

bballchamp · 18 February 2009, 08:19 AM

marshallr47 · 25 February 2009, 12:40 AM

Lion · 25 February 2009, 12:59 AM

Very funny, still laughing!!!

Latrodectus · 25 February 2009, 01:55 AM

Rebel · 25 February 2009, 02:06 AM

Okay...that'll work.

13 October 2008, 01:36 AM	#1
figbo "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Real Name: El Raf-O Location: florida Watch: tt GMT2c,Omega Posts: 19,687	Filing taxes A woman walks into an accountant's office and tells him that she needs to file her taxes. The accountant says, "Before we begin, I'll need to ask you a few questions. "He gets her name, address, social security number, etc. and then asks,"What's your occupation?" "I'm a Lady of the night," she says. The accountant is somewhat taken aback and says, " Let's try to rephrase that." The woman says, "OK, I'm a high-end call girl". "No, that still won't work. Try again." They both think for a minute; then the woman says, "I'm an elite chicken farmer." The accountant asks, "What does chicken farming have to do with being a prostitute?" "Well, I raised a thousand little peckers last year." "Chicken Farmer it is."

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