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Uncle-AJ · 1 June 2006, 08:06 PM

We are over in Bahrain for a couple of nights and last night went into the bar for a few drinks. After a couple of pints I was getting a bit gassy and uncomfortable. In the bar there was a music DVD of the Eagle's Final Tour and the music was fairly loud. An excellent opportunity to release the wind without fear of detection or so I thought. So when I thought it was right I let it rip, unfortunately there was a sudden gap in the music and I think every head in the bar turned round.

Brenda could not control her laughter and I must admit I had a bit of a laugh as well. She always said she couldn't take me anywhere.

padi56 · 1 June 2006, 08:09 PM

Great story Adrian In church or chapel let it rattle.Safer out than in mate,all that gas and beer,don't want you to explode.

Manatee · 1 June 2006, 10:17 PM

I'm glad you told us about that, Adrian. Now I can continue with my day.

1 June 2006, 10:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Uncle-AJ

We are over in Bahrain for a couple of nights and last night went into the bar for a few drinks. After a couple of pints I was getting a bit gassy and uncomfortable. In the bar there was a music DVD of the Eagle's Final Tour and the music was fairly loud. An excellent opportunity to release the wind without fear of detection or so I thought. So when I thought it was right I let it rip, unfortunately there was a sudden gap in the music and I think every head in the bar turned round.

Brenda could not control her laughter and I must admit I had a bit of a laugh as well. She always said she couldn't take me anywhere.

The oil may come from the middle east, but it seems all the gas comes from you, Adrian.

C.J. · 2 June 2006, 12:13 AM

No worries, Adrian. Believe me, I wish that were the most embarrassing thing I've ever done in a pub

padi56 · 2 June 2006, 12:26 AM

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Originally Posted by C.J.

No worries, Adrian. Believe me, I wish that were the most embarrassing thing I've ever done in a pub

Prey tell us more Craig we are all waiting in anticipation.

C.J. · 2 June 2006, 12:34 AM

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Originally Posted by padi56

Prey tell us more Craig we are all waiting in anticipation.

Luckily, most of them were a blur. I guess beer induced amnesia isn't all that bad

Gedanken · 2 June 2006, 12:49 AM

Well, Adrian, you of all people ought to know that in comedy, timing is everything.

padi56 · 2 June 2006, 12:57 AM

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Originally Posted by C.J.

Luckily, most of them were a blur. I guess beer induced amnesia isn't all that bad

Yes been there, done that, many times myself when I was younger.

Launch Mini · 2 June 2006, 01:21 AM

It's a natural body function

Not like you stood on the table an urinated on someone

2 June 2006, 02:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Launch Mini

Not like you stood on the table an urinated on someone

Is there a story there that we should know about, John?

Crazy-ass acountants!

padi56 · 2 June 2006, 02:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Launch Mini

It's a natural body function

Not like you stood on the table an urinated on someone

Are you taking the p!ss John,please tell us more,you are among friends
here.Promise I will not sell the story,or publish it all over the net.

Launch Mini · 2 June 2006, 02:39 AM

WHat about pictures, If I post them, will you promise they will stay on TRF only

Wait until I will the lottery, then you'll get the ones of me standing on my bosses desk

dman · 2 June 2006, 02:46 AM

LOL Adrian! I want to know what witty comment followed the noise?

2 June 2006, 03:06 AM

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Originally Posted by dman

LOL Adrian! I want to know what witty comment followed the noise?

Come on... Adrian is a gentleman's gentleman.

Obviously he blamed it on Brenda.

JJ Irani · 2 June 2006, 04:41 AM

Hey Adrian,

So you aren't exactly the perfect gentleman after all, uh?

Goodwatch · 2 June 2006, 04:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Atomic

Come on... Adrian is a gentleman's gentleman.

Obviously he blamed it on Brenda.

No, a rare bowl condition. He's getting treatment for that

A side effect is the venting of gas, he just can't help it

mailman · 2 June 2006, 11:07 AM

My Dr told me "If you have to fart, you fart. In India, people do it all of the time, in public or not. Over here, I don't see what the embarrasement is."

JJ Irani · 2 June 2006, 05:26 PM

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Originally Posted by mailman

My Dr told me "If you have to fart, you fart. In India, people do it all of the time, in public or not. Over here, I don't see what the embarrasement is."

Your doctor been to India?

mailman · 2 June 2006, 07:19 PM

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Originally Posted by JJ Irani

Your doctor been to India?

My Dr is from India.

Uncle-AJ · 2 June 2006, 08:17 PM

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Originally Posted by dman

LOL Adrian! I want to know what witty comment followed the noise?

I said to Brenda, "I suppose you are going to call me a fartographer from now on".

2 June 2006, 10:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Uncle-AJ

I said to Brenda, "I suppose you are going to call me a fartographer from now on".

I hear the pay is horrible, but the benefits are great.

1 June 2006, 08:06 PM	#1
Uncle-AJ "TRF" Member Join Date: Dec 2004 Real Name: Adrian Location: Bolton, UK. Watch: Daytona 116520 Posts: 6,844	Embarrassment!! We are over in Bahrain for a couple of nights and last night went into the bar for a few drinks. After a couple of pints I was getting a bit gassy and uncomfortable. In the bar there was a music DVD of the Eagle's Final Tour and the music was fairly loud. An excellent opportunity to release the wind without fear of detection or so I thought. So when I thought it was right I let it rip, unfortunately there was a sudden gap in the music and I think every head in the bar turned round. Brenda could not control her laughter and I must admit I had a bit of a laugh as well. She always said she couldn't take me anywhere. __________________ A man with a watch knows what time it is. A man with two watches is never sure.........Segal's Law Member #10

1 June 2006, 08:09 PM	#2
padi56 "TRF" Life Patron Join Date: Jun 2005 Real Name: Peter Location: Llanfairpwllgwyng Watch: ing you. Posts: 53,063	Great story Adrian In church or chapel let it rattle.Safer out than in mate,all that gas and beer,don't want you to explode. __________________ ICom Pro3 All posts are my own opinion and my opinion only. "The clock of life is wound but once, and no man has the power to tell just when the hands will stop. Now is the only time you actually own the time, Place no faith in time, for the clock may soon be still for ever." Good Judgement comes from experience,experience comes from Bad Judgement,.Buy quality, cry once; buy cheap, cry again and again. www.mc0yad.club Second in command CEO and left handed watch winder

2 June 2006, 12:49 AM	#8
Gedanken "TRF" Member Join Date: May 2005 Real Name: Sir Location: Melbourne Watch: F-series SD Posts: 8,589	Well, Adrian, you of all people ought to know that in comedy, timing is everything. __________________ You buy a Casio to make sure you're on time; you wear a Rolex because you don't have to be on time.

2 June 2006, 01:21 AM	#10
Launch Mini "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Real Name: John Location: Canada, eh Watch: can I? Posts: 6,240	It's a natural body function Not like you stood on the table an urinated on someone __________________ Something witty to go here. Member # 293

2 June 2006, 02:39 AM	#13
Launch Mini "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Real Name: John Location: Canada, eh Watch: can I? Posts: 6,240	WHat about pictures, If I post them, will you promise they will stay on TRF only Wait until I will the lottery, then you'll get the ones of me standing on my bosses desk __________________ Something witty to go here. Member # 293

1 June 2006, 10:17 PM	#3
Manatee Banned Join Date: May 2005 Location: Washington DC Are Posts: 677	I'm glad you told us about that, Adrian. Now I can continue with my day.

2 June 2006, 12:13 AM	#5
C.J. "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: * Posts: 10,196	No worries, Adrian. Believe me, I wish that were the most embarrassing thing I've ever done in a pub

2 June 2006, 02:46 AM	#14
dman Lifetime TRF Patron Join Date: May 2005 Real Name: Daren Location: Austin Watch: the road Posts: 13,585	LOL Adrian! I want to know what witty comment followed the noise? __________________ You either get it or you don't, if you have to ask, YOU DON'T!! I really hope that midget cop doesn't find me in Kokomo.

2 June 2006, 04:41 AM	#16
JJ Irani Fondly Remembered Join Date: May 2005 Real Name: JJ Location: Auckland, NZ Watch: ALL SOLD!! Posts: 74,319	Hey Adrian, So you aren't exactly the perfect gentleman after all, uh? __________________ Words fail me in expressing my utmost thanks to ALL of you for this wonderful support during my hour of need!! I firmly believe that my time on planet earth is NOT yet up!! I shall fight this to the very end.......and WIN!!

2 June 2006, 11:07 AM	#18
mailman TRF Moderator & SubLV41 2024 Patron Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: . Watch: 126610LN Posts: 35,510	My Dr told me "If you have to fart, you fart. In India, people do it all of the time, in public or not. Over here, I don't see what the embarrasement is."

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