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redshirt1957 · 10 February 2009, 09:45 AM

Got a call from the wife and she said "Your chips are in......idiot" and hung up the phone. Usually she only takes that tone when a new watch, coin, gun, guitar or such comes in and I forgot to tell her about it.

I have my hobbies and she has the pool boy.

Works for me.

I did remember bying some chips that my oldest likes to eat when we travel down to redneck-ville. Seems the flavour she liked, they no longer carried at the store. So no big deal I bought two bags on-line. Price seemed a little high for two bags of chips plus shipping, but what do I know anyway.

Well I got home and this is what was waiting for me.

Seems I bought two cases.

Launch Mini · 10 February 2009, 09:48 AM

Ahh the accountant in you sure showed through this time.
Case, package, what's the difference.

ijen0311 · 10 February 2009, 09:48 AM

Are they crab flavored?

redshirt1957 · 10 February 2009, 09:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ijen0311

Are they crab flavored?

Yuck no.

They are seasoned with Old Bay spice that you use as a crab or shrimp boil. They are very tasty.

I am ignoring John at the moment as he called me by that terrible and insulting name....Accountant.

Launch Mini · 10 February 2009, 09:55 AM

I try to create as much distance between that horrible name & myself too.
Even though, (I hate to admit ) I am one.
On the bright side, I AM NOT A LAWYER

redshirt1957 · 10 February 2009, 09:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Launch Mini

I try to create as much distance between that horrible name & myself too.
Even though, (I hate to admit ) I am one.
On the bright side, I AM NOT A LAWYER

I will clean up an old joke I tell from time to time. I worked as a CPA for 15 years and no one ever called me a professional. I dated a guy once and now every body calls me gay.

gmh1013 · 10 February 2009, 10:32 AM

I know Im in trouble when my wife says "cabron!"

swatty · 10 February 2009, 10:47 AM

Nothing wrong with buying in bulk

East Bay Rider · 10 February 2009, 10:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by swatty

Nothing wrong with buying in bulk

Go big or go home.

clew84 · 10 February 2009, 11:01 AM

mmmm... Old Bay... love those potato chips too! I guess you'll have a few for the next several months?

buz-lh · 10 February 2009, 11:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by redshirt1957

I will clean up an old joke I tell from time to time. I worked as a CPA for 15 years and no one ever called me a professional. I dated a guy once and now every body calls me gay.

You ever build a bridge?

ijen0311 · 10 February 2009, 11:23 AM

they sound good! send me some

GMTJOHNNY · 10 February 2009, 11:33 AM

Those chips are a favorite of mine!
Sounds like your wife is a little crabby though...

redshirt1957 · 10 February 2009, 11:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ijen0311

they sound good! send me some

Done deal. How about a case?

Just PM me your address. You can ask Carolina and Lisa, I am harmless.

Rolexitis · 10 February 2009, 12:04 PM

Enjoy them!

Green Sub · 10 February 2009, 12:12 PM

Old Bay is a key ingredient to tasty crab cakes. Bet the chips are yummy.

Launch Mini · 10 February 2009, 12:26 PM

Joe, Your wife just hung up on me too.
I called, said " I hear Joe has a couple old bags around. Can I rip one open?"
Don't know why she took offense to that.

gaopa · 10 February 2009, 12:30 PM

Those sound great! I am not familiar with them. Cheers, Bill P.

Carolina · 10 February 2009, 12:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by redshirt1957

Done deal. How about a case?

Just PM me your address. You can ask Carolina and Lisa, I am harmless.

Jen, he may send you a case - a case of what, though, I don't know??

JimSnyder · 10 February 2009, 12:39 PM

Never a dull moment, eh Joe

Lisa · 10 February 2009, 01:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Carolina

Jen, he may send you a case - a case of what, though, I don't know??

**snort**

Caroline, you're in fine form tonight.

Joe, those will go a long way toward a 7-can tuna casserole!

1 can of peas
1 can of celery soup
1 can of tuna
1 can of tomatoes
1 can of french fried onions
1 can of condensed milk
1 can of cheese soup

Top with crushed Old Bay potato chips and bake.

Are you saying "bleccchh" yet? That's because I just made all that up!

Latrodectus · 10 February 2009, 01:08 PM

Nothing wrong with that order, would have done the same thing!!!

You only live once

bodybump · 10 February 2009, 01:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lisa

**snort**

Caroline, you're in fine form tonight.

Joe, those will go a long way toward a 7-can tuna casserole!

1 can of peas
1 can of celery soup
1 can of tuna
1 can of tomatoes
1 can of french fried onions
1 can of condensed milk
1 can of cheese soup

Top with crushed Old Bay potato chips and bake.

Are you saying "bleccchh" yet? That's because I just made all that up!

redshirt1957 · 10 February 2009, 01:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lisa

**snort**

Caroline, you're in fine form tonight.

Joe, those will go a long way toward a 7-can tuna casserole!

1 can of peas
1 can of celery soup
1 can of tuna
1 can of tomatoes
1 can of french fried onions
1 can of condensed milk
1 can of cheese soup

Top with crushed Old Bay potato chips and bake.

Are you saying "bleccchh" yet? That's because I just made all that up!

Oh man, you and Carolina are starting to treat me like an ex and I never got the chance to be ME.

Okay, done deal, I will make that lovely treat and I need to go break out the fan for the kids.

Oh yea Carolina, ole' soft serve himself ain't able to give out a case of the

.

Were is the love.

Boopie · 10 February 2009, 01:55 PM

I can only imagine what happens when you let yourself loose in Costco.

DSJ · 10 February 2009, 02:29 PM

JJ Irani · 10 February 2009, 04:36 PM

So we've got a stack of Potato Chips and then we have a lethal combo of Bubba, Lisa, Caroline and what have you to make up one helluva hilarious thread!!

2careless · 10 February 2009, 05:01 PM

At least your wife had made the effort in lining up the packs on the floor.

My wife would just say - "get these things out of my house!"...
"Excuse me - Your house?"...
Things start to spiral down...

Andad · 10 February 2009, 05:17 PM

Were there any for you.

Andad · 10 February 2009, 05:18 PM

like 'HIZZ's

10 February 2009, 09:45 AM	#1
redshirt1957 "TRF" Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Real Name: Bubba Location: Bitsyville! Watch: Blue YM today! Posts: 10,053	Wife hung up on me today. Got a call from the wife and she said "Your chips are in......idiot" and hung up the phone. Usually she only takes that tone when a new watch, coin, gun, guitar or such comes in and I forgot to tell her about it. I have my hobbies and she has the pool boy. Works for me. I did remember bying some chips that my oldest likes to eat when we travel down to redneck-ville. Seems the flavour she liked, they no longer carried at the store. So no big deal I bought two bags on-line. Price seemed a little high for two bags of chips plus shipping, but what do I know anyway. Well I got home and this is what was waiting for me. Seems I bought two cases.

10 February 2009, 09:48 AM	#2
Launch Mini "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Real Name: John Location: Canada, eh Watch: can I? Posts: 6,240	Ahh the accountant in you sure showed through this time. Case, package, what's the difference. __________________ Something witty to go here. Member # 293

10 February 2009, 09:55 AM	#5
Launch Mini "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Real Name: John Location: Canada, eh Watch: can I? Posts: 6,240	I try to create as much distance between that horrible name & myself too. Even though, (I hate to admit ) I am one. On the bright side, I AM NOT A LAWYER __________________ Something witty to go here. Member # 293

10 February 2009, 11:33 AM	#13
GMTJOHNNY "TRF" Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Real Name: John Location: LONG ISLAND, NY Watch: 2007 DAY DATE 18KT Posts: 1,378	Those chips are a favorite of mine! Sounds like your wife is a little crabby though... __________________ ROLEX DAY DATE 118238 (2007) ROLEX DAY DATE 18238 (1997) ROLEX GMT 16750 PEPSI (1987) ROLEX AIR KING 14000 (1991) ROLEX GMTIIC TT 116713LN (2008)

10 February 2009, 12:04 PM	#15
Rolexitis "TRF" Member Join Date: May 2008 Real Name: Matt Location: Earth Watch: 114060 Posts: 3,203	Enjoy them! __________________ Card Carrying Member of the Global Association of Retro-Grouch-Curmudgeons

10 February 2009, 09:48 AM	#3
ijen0311 "TRF" Member Join Date: Dec 2008 Real Name: Jen Location: Jax, FL Watch: Sea-Dweller Posts: 3,977	Are they crab flavored?

10 February 2009, 10:32 AM	#7
gmh1013 Banned Join Date: Jun 2008 Real Name: greg Location: Tempe AZ Watch: GMT Posts: 5,703	I know Im in trouble when my wife says "cabron!"

10 February 2009, 10:47 AM	#8
swatty 2024 SubLV41 Pledge Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Real Name: Peter Location: Sydney Watch: The Game Posts: 17,415	Nothing wrong with buying in bulk

10 February 2009, 11:01 AM	#10
clew84 "TRF" Member Join Date: Feb 2009 Real Name: Chris Location: Cincinnati Watch: me soar Posts: 930	mmmm... Old Bay... love those potato chips too! I guess you'll have a few for the next several months?

10 February 2009, 11:23 AM	#12
ijen0311 "TRF" Member Join Date: Dec 2008 Real Name: Jen Location: Jax, FL Watch: Sea-Dweller Posts: 3,977	they sound good! send me some

10 February 2009, 12:12 PM	#16
Green Sub Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Real Name: Barry Location: Acworth, GA USA Posts: 622	Old Bay is a key ingredient to tasty crab cakes. Bet the chips are yummy.

10 February 2009, 12:26 PM	#17
Launch Mini "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Real Name: John Location: Canada, eh Watch: can I? Posts: 6,240	Joe, Your wife just hung up on me too. I called, said " I hear Joe has a couple old bags around. Can I rip one open?" Don't know why she took offense to that. __________________ Something witty to go here. Member # 293

10 February 2009, 12:30 PM	#18
gaopa "TRF" Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: .. Watch: Rolex Explorer II Posts: 1,820	Those sound great! I am not familiar with them. Cheers, Bill P.

10 February 2009, 12:39 PM	#20
JimSnyder "TRF" Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Real Name: Jim Snyder Location: Ohio Watch: Ask me later..... Posts: 7,726	Never a dull moment, eh Joe __________________ "You ain't lived, 'til you've had your tires rotated by a red-headed women."

10 February 2009, 01:08 PM	#22
Latrodectus 2024 SubLV41 Pledge Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Real Name: Fred Location: KY, USA Watch: GMT-Master II Posts: 10,043	Nothing wrong with that order, would have done the same thing!!! You only live once __________________ Member # 16057 4-Hands Club Tosser Club Member TRF Skypers Group

10 February 2009, 01:55 PM	#25
Boopie "TRF" Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Beverly Hills, CA Watch: Yachtmaster Posts: 3,952	I can only imagine what happens when you let yourself loose in Costco.

10 February 2009, 02:29 PM	#26
DSJ "TRF" Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Real Name: David Location: USA Watch: your step! Posts: 7,882	__________________ Rolex. The Rolex of watches. 16570 Expy2 Noir, 116710 GMT Master II, 2552.80 SMP

10 February 2009, 04:36 PM	#27
JJ Irani Fondly Remembered Join Date: May 2005 Real Name: JJ Location: Auckland, NZ Watch: ALL SOLD!! Posts: 74,319	So we've got a stack of Potato Chips and then we have a lethal combo of Bubba, Lisa, Caroline and what have you to make up one helluva hilarious thread!! __________________ Words fail me in expressing my utmost thanks to ALL of you for this wonderful support during my hour of need!! I firmly believe that my time on planet earth is NOT yet up!! I shall fight this to the very end.......and WIN!!

10 February 2009, 05:01 PM	#28
2careless "TRF" Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Melbourne, AU Watch: Pepsi Posts: 4,370	At least your wife had made the effort in lining up the packs on the floor. My wife would just say - "get these things out of my house!"... "Excuse me - Your house?"... Things start to spiral down...

10 February 2009, 05:17 PM	#29
Andad 2024 SubLV41 Pledge Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Real Name: Eddie Location: Australia Watch: A few. Posts: 37,535	Were there any for you. __________________ E

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