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padi56 · 20 February 2009, 02:23 AM

Three lady friends always meet for lunch on Thursdays. One Thursday Anne says, "There's this thing, when I go down on my John, his balls are always cold."

"Funny you should say that", says Mary. "my Franks balls are always cold too".

"EEAUUWWWWWWGHHHHHH" says Nancy, "that's disgusting. How can you both do that?"

So her friends tell Nancy that the blow job is the best way to keep her man from straying.
The following Thursday Anne and Mary are in the restaurant waiting for their friend to arrive.

In walks Nancy with a huge black eye. "What happened to you"? ask her two friends.

"Mike hit me". came the reply.

“Why?” ask the girls.

"I don't know", says Nancy, "I was giving him the blow job like you told me to and all I said was your balls aren't cold like Frank and Johns".

JJ Irani · 20 February 2009, 02:37 AM

swatty · 20 February 2009, 05:19 AM

Numismatist · 20 February 2009, 05:30 AM

limbo · 20 February 2009, 05:43 AM

vapalux · 20 February 2009, 06:29 AM

Si

Bisquitlips · 20 February 2009, 09:48 AM

Lion · 23 February 2009, 09:11 AM

I bet that hurt quite a bit!!!

marshallr47 · 25 February 2009, 12:27 AM

TSW · 27 July 2011, 05:48 AM

Art 1 · 27 July 2011, 06:31 AM

mitchy · 28 July 2011, 12:55 AM

20 February 2009, 02:23 AM	#1
padi56 "TRF" Life Patron Join Date: Jun 2005 Real Name: Peter Location: Llanfairpwllgwyng Watch: ing you. Posts: 53,062	*Cold Balls Warning Adult humour.** Three lady friends always meet for lunch on Thursdays. One Thursday Anne says, "There's this thing, when I go down on my John, his balls are always cold." "Funny you should say that", says Mary. "my Franks balls are always cold too". "EEAUUWWWWWWGHHHHHH" says Nancy, "that's disgusting. How can you both do that?" So her friends tell Nancy that the blow job is the best way to keep her man from straying. The following Thursday Anne and Mary are in the restaurant waiting for their friend to arrive. In walks Nancy with a huge black eye. "What happened to you"? ask her two friends. "Mike hit me". came the reply. “Why?” ask the girls. "I don't know", says Nancy, "I was giving him the blow job like you told me to and all I said was your balls aren't cold like Frank and Johns". __________________ ICom Pro3 All posts are my own opinion and my opinion only. "The clock of life is wound but once, and no man has the power to tell just when the hands will stop. Now is the only time you actually own the time, Place no faith in time, for the clock may soon be still for ever." Good Judgement comes from experience,experience comes from Bad Judgement,.Buy quality, cry once; buy cheap, cry again and again. www.mc0yad.club Second in command CEO and left handed watch winder

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