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padi56 · 22 February 2009, 09:21 PM

This guy goes to a doctor and says he has a problem with sex.

"Doc, I think my dick is just too damn small," he says.

The doctor asks him which drink he prefers.

Well, American beer," he replies quite bemused.

"Aaaahhh. There's your problem, it shrinks things,and just makes you p!ss come to that, tastes a bit like p!ss too, those silly American beers.. you should try drinking mans beer like Guinness.

That makes things grow."

Two months later the chap returns to the doctor with a big smile on his face.

He shakes the doctor by the hand and thanks him.

"I take it you now drink Guinness?" asked the doctor.

"Oh no, Doc," replies the man, "but I've got the wife on American beer!"and her pussies shrinking down to fit.

JJ Irani · 23 February 2009, 02:28 AM

vapalux · 23 February 2009, 03:53 AM

Si

onkyo · 23 February 2009, 04:06 AM

limbo · 23 February 2009, 05:56 AM

Lion · 23 February 2009, 07:38 AM

Not bad if I say so!!!

swatty · 23 February 2009, 08:02 AM

marshallr47 · 25 February 2009, 12:34 AM

22 February 2009, 09:21 PM	#1
padi56 "TRF" Life Patron Join Date: Jun 2005 Real Name: Peter Location: Llanfairpwllgwyng Watch: ing you. Posts: 53,063	American Beer. This guy goes to a doctor and says he has a problem with sex. "Doc, I think my dick is just too damn small," he says. The doctor asks him which drink he prefers. Well, American beer," he replies quite bemused. "Aaaahhh. There's your problem, it shrinks things,and just makes you p!ss come to that, tastes a bit like p!ss too, those silly American beers.. you should try drinking mans beer like Guinness. That makes things grow." Two months later the chap returns to the doctor with a big smile on his face. He shakes the doctor by the hand and thanks him. "I take it you now drink Guinness?" asked the doctor. "Oh no, Doc," replies the man, "but I've got the wife on American beer!"and her pussies shrinking down to fit. __________________ ICom Pro3 All posts are my own opinion and my opinion only. "The clock of life is wound but once, and no man has the power to tell just when the hands will stop. Now is the only time you actually own the time, Place no faith in time, for the clock may soon be still for ever." Good Judgement comes from experience,experience comes from Bad Judgement,.Buy quality, cry once; buy cheap, cry again and again. www.mc0yad.club Second in command CEO and left handed watch winder

23 February 2009, 02:28 AM	#2
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