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AIKO · 4 March 2009, 12:17 PM

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Originally Posted by ijen0311

If your spidey sense is tingling, then a crime is being committed. If your spidey sense is tingling and you smell toast, you're having a stroke.

I told you to keep Peter Parker out of the WhoreHouse.

tjs3023 · 4 March 2009, 12:24 PM

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Originally Posted by ijen0311

If your spidey sense is tingling, then a crime is being committed. If your spidey sense is tingling and you smell toast, you're having a stroke.

Having gone out without his mask again,it was clear Spideys' alzheimers was worsening,and his days as a crimefighter were numbered.

Mosco · 4 March 2009, 12:28 PM

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Originally Posted by ijen0311

"At times Bubba's steroid rage was uncontrollable"

or

"Jim-Bob took his audition for Incredible Hulk WAAAAAAY too seriously"

tjs3023 · 4 March 2009, 12:35 PM

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Originally Posted by ijen0311

Bubba! How'd you get your pick-em-up-truck up dere?!

Ya'll think that's cool ya should see where I parked my bass boat.

Mosco · 4 March 2009, 12:44 PM

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Originally Posted by ijen0311

'David Copperfield's long-lost brother Bob wasn't as successful - but he had a trick or two in his arsenal.

ijen0311 · 4 March 2009, 12:47 PM

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Originally Posted by ijen0311

Bubba! How'd you get your pick-em-up-truck up dere?!

Bubba! Chill! It was just a fly....

tjs3023 · 4 March 2009, 01:33 PM

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Originally Posted by ijen0311

If your spidey sense is tingling, then a crime is being committed. If your spidey sense is tingling and you smell toast, you're having a stroke.

Dazed and hung over after another all night drinking binge, Spiderman was'nt quite sure - "did I spend last night shoving dollar bills in some black guys' diaper???

tjs3023 · 4 March 2009, 01:36 PM

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Originally Posted by ijen0311

Up next...

"Dat's right Spida Man, I own yo' ass... and yo' mask. Swing from this moth******er !!!

Launch Mini · 4 March 2009, 01:40 PM

Amish Ball Washer.
Daren & Joe, can walk right up

Launch Mini · 4 March 2009, 01:41 PM

That was for the first picture. OOPS

Ogie · 4 March 2009, 01:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Mosco

I always thought these were fun - you guys and gals care to play? How this works is one of us provides a picture, hopefully an odd one, and other members supply the caption to it. The funnier - the better (boy, I can't wait for Jimbo and Bubba to get a hold of this thread

)

Let's start with this one:

crouching tiger constipated rabbi!!!!!

valentine · 4 March 2009, 02:24 PM

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Originally Posted by ijen0311

Up next...

DIS' BE MY MUH'FU**IN OVAL OFFICE!!!!! I AINT EVEN GOTTA' LEAVE TUH TAKE A SH*T!!!!!
apparently President Bush was nice enough to leave his diapers and dart board

jdc · 4 March 2009, 07:01 PM

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Originally Posted by ijen0311

Bubba was going to be more careful next time he went out cruising

or coming out is never easy in Redneck country

Mosco · 5 March 2009, 12:19 AM

TJS - Awesome! Combining two - now that's taking it to the next level!

1220m · 5 March 2009, 01:07 AM

The whole thread is about as tasteless a watches made from rusted rotting corpses from the bottom of the ocean.

ijen0311 · 5 March 2009, 01:42 AM

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Originally Posted by 1220m

The whole thread is about as tasteless a watches made from rusted rotting corpses from the bottom of the ocean.

Sooo... Don't read it?

And who owns watches made from corpses? No one here that I'm aware of.

Jimbits76 · 5 March 2009, 01:52 AM

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Originally Posted by ijen0311

Sooo... Don't read it?

And who owns watches made from corpses? No one here that I'm aware of.

Don't be so hasty young lady.

I own the Rolex Drumstick Master II...informally known as the Rolex Colonel Sanders....rare as hen's teeth.

When the big rotting chicken bone is on the 12 and the little rotting chicken bone is on the 4 it means it is 4 o clock!

Zinger Time!!!!!!!!!!!!!

J

PS not only is the watch made of chicken corpses but the dial is coated with a rare blend of secret herbs and spices.

redshirt1957 · 5 March 2009, 01:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Jimbits76

Don't be so hasty young lady.

I own the Rolex Drumstick Master II...informally known as the Rolex Colonel Sanders....rare as hen's teeth.

When the big rotting chicken bone is on the 12 and the little rotting chicken bone is on the 4 it means it is 4 o clock!

Zinger Time!!!!!!!!!!!!!

J

PS not only is the watch made of chicken corpses but the dial is coated with a rare blend of secret herbs and spices.

So ole' Jim'sDrumstick76, I now know where the red 24 hour hand with the big white end came from!

ijen0311 · 5 March 2009, 01:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Jimbits76

Don't be so hasty young lady.

I own the Rolex Drumstick Master II...informally known as the Rolex Colonel Sanders....rare as hen's teeth.

When the big rotting chicken bone is on the 12 and the little rotting chicken bone is on the 4 it means it is 4 o clock!

Zinger Time!!!!!!!!!!!!!

J

PS not only is the watch made of chicken corpses but the dial is coated with a rare blend of secret herbs and spices.

your watch sounds delicious

redshirt1957 · 5 March 2009, 01:59 AM

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Originally Posted by 1220m

The whole thread is about as tasteless a watches made from rusted rotting corpses from the bottom of the ocean.

Would that be the Jimmy Hoffa Daytona?

redshirt1957 · 5 March 2009, 02:00 AM

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Originally Posted by ijen0311

your watch sounds delicious

100% protien.

Jimbits76 · 5 March 2009, 02:02 AM

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Originally Posted by ijen0311

Bubba! How'd you get your pick-em-up-truck up dere?!

Since leaving the WWE and it's associated benefits, Rowdy Roddy Piper wasn't impressed with the valet parking services of Bubbaville Wrestling.

Jimbits76 · 5 March 2009, 02:06 AM

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Originally Posted by ijen0311

your watch sounds delicious

You should see my pig's ear wallet!!!!!!!!!!!!!

J

Jimbits76 · 5 March 2009, 02:08 AM

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Originally Posted by redshirt1957

So ole' Jim'sDrumstick76, I now know where the red 24 hour hand with the big white end came from!

Trust you to butt in old BargainBucket1957...I'd have a reach around in your box but I'd doubt the little sealed lemony fresh wipes would clear that grease of my fingers.

Finger Lickin' Redneck Fun!!!!!!!!!!!

J

redshirt1957 · 5 March 2009, 02:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Jimbits76

Trust you to butt in old BargainBucket1957...I'd have a reach around in your box but I'd doubt the little sealed lemony fresh wipes would clear that grease of my fingers.

Finger Lickin' Redneck Fun!!!!!!!!!!!

J

Ole' GenderBender76, just like you to reach into a box and pull out two oiled up breasts hugging a drumstick.

Jimbits76 · 5 March 2009, 02:18 AM

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Originally Posted by ijen0311

Following break with Marvel Comics, Stan Lee found hawking money for comic characters licensing rights for cash.

"Dr Atomic. He's a Doctor who harnesses the power of the atom! How about Peacock Man, when there us danger he fans his tail of doom?"

Mr Lee continued, "I'm Stan Lee, True Believers, I created The Hulk!"

We know Stan....we know!

J

redshirt1957 · 5 March 2009, 02:19 AM

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Originally Posted by ijen0311

Bubba! How'd you get your pick-em-up-truck up dere?!

Bubba was so proud that he finally blew a head gasket.

Jimbits76 · 5 March 2009, 02:20 AM

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Originally Posted by ijen0311

Or....

Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade Float suffers huge deflation setback.

J

Jimbits76 · 5 March 2009, 02:22 AM

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Originally Posted by ijen0311

Up next...

Easy....

Million Dollar Baby!!!!

J

Dr. Blump · 5 March 2009, 02:22 AM

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Originally Posted by ijen0311

after LA Law and films such as Major League, Corbin Bernsen's life got WEIRD.

4 March 2009, 01:40 PM	#69
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1220m Banned Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: . Posts: 54	The whole thread is about as tasteless a watches made from rusted rotting corpses from the bottom of the ocean.

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