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padi56 · 22 August 2006, 11:52 PM

There was this guy named JJ that went on a visit to heaven. He looked around and saw millions of WATCHES, some were slow and some were fast. He went to God to ask a question.
What's the deal with all these watches and clocks? JJ asked.

''Well,'' said God, ''these watches and clocks tell how much a person masturbates.''

''Well, where's my watch ?'' asked JJ.

''It's in the office,'' replied God. ''We use it as a ceiling fan.''

Prince · 23 August 2006, 12:38 AM

LOL - tossing taken to the next level!!!

padi56 · 23 August 2006, 01:39 AM

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LOL - tossing taken to the next level!!!

Or winding ones watch quickly with rapid wrist action.

Earl · 23 August 2006, 01:49 AM

LoL

JJ Irani · 23 August 2006, 04:58 AM

mailman · 23 August 2006, 10:17 AM

JJ is the Ultimate Supreme Commander Tosser

padi56 · 23 August 2006, 05:38 PM

Prince · 23 August 2006, 09:14 PM

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Originally Posted by mailman

JJ is the Ultimate Supreme Commander Tosser

I'm sorry Dave, I can't allow that!!

JJ Irani · 24 August 2006, 04:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Prince

I'm sorry Dave, I can't allow that!!

Agreed! That title goes to you, tosser!

mailman · 24 August 2006, 06:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Prince

I'm sorry Dave, I can't allow that!!

Who the hell is Dave?

Prince · 24 August 2006, 08:38 AM

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Who the hell is Dave?

Some guy named Dave went on an odyssey and never came back!

"I know you and Frank were planning to disconnect me, and I'm afraid that's something I cannot allow to happen."

Prince · 24 August 2006, 08:41 AM

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Agreed! That title goes to you, tosser!

Thank you for your support and contributions to the campaign fund, JJ!

C.J. · 24 August 2006, 08:57 AM

JJ Irani · 24 August 2006, 05:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Prince

Thank you for your support and contributions to the campaign fund, JJ!

Shaddap and mail me a Rolex!!

Prince · 25 August 2006, 08:54 AM

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Originally Posted by JJ Irani

Shaddap and mail me a Rolex!!

I'm sorry Dave, I can't do that!

22 August 2006, 11:52 PM	#1
padi56 "TRF" Life Patron Join Date: Jun 2005 Real Name: Peter Location: Llanfairpwllgwyng Watch: ing you. Posts: 53,060	Tosser. There was this guy named JJ that went on a visit to heaven. He looked around and saw millions of WATCHES, some were slow and some were fast. He went to God to ask a question. What's the deal with all these watches and clocks? JJ asked. ''Well,'' said God, ''these watches and clocks tell how much a person masturbates.'' ''Well, where's my watch ?'' asked JJ. ''It's in the office,'' replied God. ''We use it as a ceiling fan.'' __________________ ICom Pro3 All posts are my own opinion and my opinion only. "The clock of life is wound but once, and no man has the power to tell just when the hands will stop. Now is the only time you actually own the time, Place no faith in time, for the clock may soon be still for ever." Good Judgement comes from experience,experience comes from Bad Judgement,.Buy quality, cry once; buy cheap, cry again and again. www.mc0yad.club Second in command CEO and left handed watch winder

23 August 2006, 12:38 AM	#2
Prince "TRF" Member Join Date: Feb 2006 Real Name: Allan Location: St. Augustine, FL Watch: Daytona/Sub/GMT/DJ Posts: 20,323	LOL - tossing taken to the next level!!! __________________ Member: Rolex Keeper's Society "You see, you can't please everyone, so you got to please yourself." - Rick Nelson

23 August 2006, 04:58 AM	#5
JJ Irani Fondly Remembered Join Date: May 2005 Real Name: JJ Location: Auckland, NZ Watch: ALL SOLD!! Posts: 74,319	__________________ Words fail me in expressing my utmost thanks to ALL of you for this wonderful support during my hour of need!! I firmly believe that my time on planet earth is NOT yet up!! I shall fight this to the very end.......and WIN!!

23 August 2006, 05:38 PM	#7
padi56 "TRF" Life Patron Join Date: Jun 2005 Real Name: Peter Location: Llanfairpwllgwyng Watch: ing you. Posts: 53,060	__________________ ICom Pro3 All posts are my own opinion and my opinion only. "The clock of life is wound but once, and no man has the power to tell just when the hands will stop. Now is the only time you actually own the time, Place no faith in time, for the clock may soon be still for ever." Good Judgement comes from experience,experience comes from Bad Judgement,.Buy quality, cry once; buy cheap, cry again and again. www.mc0yad.club Second in command CEO and left handed watch winder

24 August 2006, 08:57 AM	#13
C.J. "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: * Posts: 10,196	__________________ Me? I'm still looking for Kokomo. I just hope that damn golfer isn't there

23 August 2006, 01:49 AM	#4
Earl "TRF" Member Join Date: May 2005 Real Name: Who Me? Location: Northern Virginia Watch: out Posts: 4,616	LoL

23 August 2006, 10:17 AM	#6
mailman TRF Moderator & SubLV41 2024 Patron Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: . Watch: 126610LN Posts: 35,510	JJ is the Ultimate Supreme Commander Tosser

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