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Old 9 March 2009, 07:19 AM   #1
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The Silent Fart
An elderly couple was attending church services.

About halfway through, she leaned over and whispered to her husband, "I just let out a long silent fart. What do you think I should do?"

He replied, "Put a new battery in your hearing aid."
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Old 9 March 2009, 07:20 AM   #2
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Okay now that's a good joke!!!
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oh dear it must have been loud!
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Old 10 March 2009, 05:50 AM   #9
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