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redshirt1957 · 12 March 2009, 09:38 AM

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Originally Posted by mailman

There's only one sure fire way to tell

Nothing like going for a hole in one and ending up with a baseball bat upside the head.

mailman · 12 March 2009, 09:39 AM

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Originally Posted by redshirt1957

Nothing like going for a hole in one and ending up with a baseball bat upside the head.

I hope that isn't the one who handcuffed you

chenx15 · 12 March 2009, 09:46 AM

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Originally Posted by redshirt1957

Couple of questions first.

(1). Are the girls the same size. If not fit the bra for the largest one and let cupcake roll around.

(2). Front or rear snap. Now this makes a big difference becasue of pressure and leverage points.

(3). Cup size is important, but what is the overall cut of the bra. What I mean is full coverage or cleavage cut. Again, it makes a big difference. One cut holds the precious cargo with tender loving care and one pushes the mangoes up and out for old perverts like me.

(4). How are you trying on the bra. The only way to know if you have the right size and fit is to put the bra on backwards and, how do I say this; life the puppies up and see how the strap is fitting. This is how you tell is the bra is a size big or small. Just like your Rolex band you should be able to put a finger between the main strap/support with just a little pressure. It you are getting a muffin top with the bra on backwards either it is too tight or call me quick.

(5). Are we buying a bra to get a hint of puppy dog noses to get out of that speeding ticket or we acting like an executive at a board meeting.

(6). When you talk about "hangers" are you speaking of something to hang the clothes on or shinning your shoes while braless. This is very important to know as it gives the equation of how much wire is needed. Remember TSA can be a little rough so go easy on the wire if you can.

(7) The look. Do you want the cupcakes to reach up toward heaven, where I think they were made, poke out front like Modonna's zeppelins, or do you perfer the Wal-Mart look where they sit on your belly?

(8). Type of material.....wait before I go on need to so see Helen for a minute.

the original george costanza!

Carolina · 12 March 2009, 09:51 AM

Boy, am I late to the party!

Lisa · 12 March 2009, 09:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Carolina

Boy, am I late to the party!

Well, I've thrown in my two cents. You got two dollars?

kcmo · 12 March 2009, 10:07 AM

Phew, I can't keep up anymore with this one!

Carolina · 12 March 2009, 10:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Lisa

Well, I've thrown in my two cents. You got two dollars?

I recommend visiting a high end lingerie shop that offers fittings. You'll end up spending more, but will have a garment that fits properly. Also, brands vary in cup sizes somewhat.

OK, that's my "big girl" opinion!

redshirt1957 · 12 March 2009, 10:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Carolina

I recommend visiting a high end lingerie shop that offers fittings. You'll end up spending more, but will have a garment that fits properly. Also, brands vary in cup sizes somewhat.

OK, that's my "big girl" opinion!

Just goes to show, was Jen asking the owner or the user!

Funny how those two wonderful things, from birth to my death, are so important.

ijen0311 · 12 March 2009, 11:14 AM

I come back from dinner and the thread is 4 pages!

GinGinD · 12 March 2009, 11:17 AM

The only thing I really know is that the center part of the bra (the piece that holds the cups together) should fit flush against your sternum.

Jeannie

ijen0311 · 12 March 2009, 11:18 AM

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Originally Posted by redshirt1957

Couple of questions first.

(1). Are the girls the same size. If not fit the bra for the largest one and let cupcake roll around.

(2). Front or rear snap. Now this makes a big difference becasue of pressure and leverage points.

(3). Cup size is important, but what is the overall cut of the bra. What I mean is full coverage or cleavage cut. Again, it makes a big difference. One cut holds the precious cargo with tender loving care and one pushes the mangoes up and out for old perverts like me.

(4). How are you trying on the bra. The only way to know if you have the right size and fit is to put the bra on backwards and, how do I say this; life the puppies up and see how the strap is fitting. This is how you tell is the bra is a size big or small. Just like your Rolex band you should be able to put a finger between the main strap/support with just a little pressure. It you are getting a muffin top with the bra on backwards either it is too tight or call me quick.

(5). Are we buying a bra to get a hint of puppy dog noses to get out of that speeding ticket or we acting like an executive at a board meeting.

(6). When you talk about "hangers" are you speaking of something to hang the clothes on or shinning your shoes while braless. This is very important to know as it gives the equation of how much wire is needed. Remember TSA can be a little rough so go easy on the wire if you can.

(7) The look. Do you want the cupcakes to reach up toward heaven, where I think they were made, poke out front like Modonna's zeppelins, or do you perfer the Wal-Mart look where they sit on your belly?

(8). Type of material.....wait before I go on need to so see Helen for a minute.

1. Same size

2. Rear

3. Cleavage cut (duh)

4. I tried this. No muffin top.

5.

Actually... trying to get a free Rolex

6. Who said anything about hangers? I'm only 24!

7. They just need be normal

8. Silky satiny stuff

harvey · 12 March 2009, 11:18 AM

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Originally Posted by ijen0311

I come back from dinner and the thread is 4 pages!

jen im suprised that youre suprised lol just look at the subject matter...

bras not best thing on earth... but next to best thing on earth!

JJ Irani · 12 March 2009, 11:23 AM

Just gone through this entire thread......sitting here at work LMAO while my colleagues are wondering if I've gone mad.

Let's see now......we have a very lethal combination of Bubba, Lisa, Karis, Paulie, Caroline........and, hey, Jim's missing......thank goodness for that!!

Sheesh......look what you started, Jen!!

Carolina · 12 March 2009, 11:25 AM

Never a dull moment, eh?!

Jim would have been a worthy addition!!

GrandDaddy · 12 March 2009, 12:11 PM

Here ya go, Jen!

http://www.tagtele.com/videos/voir/11924

kcmo · 12 March 2009, 12:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Carolina

Never a dull moment, eh?!

Jim would have been a worthy addition!!

Yeh I wonder where Jim is hiding...

If he only knew what he was missing!!!

Ashley · 12 March 2009, 12:53 PM

Jen, I have the same issue finding bras. The band is always too big and the cups too small, making it awkward to find proper sizes. I recommend going to a specialty store that just features lingerie. When I did that, the owner handed me different bras until I found one that actually fit perfectly. It was all trial and error, no measuring! It takes a while but it's worth it, good luck!

bodybump · 12 March 2009, 12:56 PM

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Originally Posted by swatty

I 2nd the motion

IM still waiting for the pics!!!!

JPersat · 12 March 2009, 01:01 PM

Hey Jen, on a serious note, my wife said try the Victorias Secret Biofit....

redshirt1957 · 12 March 2009, 01:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Ashley

Jen, I have the same issue finding bras. The band is always too big and the cups too small, making it awkward to find proper sizes. I recommend going to a specialty store that just features lingerie. When I did that, the owner handed me different bras until I found one that actually fit perfectly. It was all trial and error, no measuring! It takes a while but it's worth it, good luck!

If you wern't so damn young I would post a nasty comment.

bodybump · 12 March 2009, 01:09 PM

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Originally Posted by redshirt1957

If you wern't so damn young I would post a nasty comment.

joe stop it....

i cant stop laughing

bodybump · 12 March 2009, 01:12 PM

Jen let me know if box and papers included....

Ashley · 12 March 2009, 01:16 PM

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Originally Posted by redshirt1957

If you wern't so damn young I would post a nasty comment.

Escaped this one unscathed!

swatty · 12 March 2009, 01:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Ashley

Escaped this one unscathed!

Give him time

James T · 12 March 2009, 01:33 PM

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Originally Posted by swatty

Give him time

in a couple of years LOL

Ashley · 12 March 2009, 01:43 PM

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Originally Posted by James T

in a couple of years LOL

Well this August I'm 20, does that work? Or do we have to wait until I'm 21?

James T · 12 March 2009, 01:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Ashley

Well this August I'm 20, does that work? Or do we have to wait until I'm 21?

i guess you have to wait till 2010

Ashley · 12 March 2009, 01:47 PM

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Originally Posted by James T

i guess you have to wait till 2010

Well what's the fun in that?!

James T · 12 March 2009, 01:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Ashley

Well what's the fun in that?!

in what in waiting....

Ashley · 12 March 2009, 01:57 PM

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Originally Posted by James T

in what in waiting....

Exactly! I guess I'll have to make due with the PG-13 jokes until then

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JJ Irani Fondly Remembered Join Date: May 2005 Real Name: JJ Location: Auckland, NZ Watch: ALL SOLD!! Posts: 74,319	Just gone through this entire thread......sitting here at work LMAO while my colleagues are wondering if I've gone mad. Let's see now......we have a very lethal combination of Bubba, Lisa, Karis, Paulie, Caroline........and, hey, Jim's missing......thank goodness for that!! Sheesh......look what you started, Jen!! __________________ Words fail me in expressing my utmost thanks to ALL of you for this wonderful support during my hour of need!! I firmly believe that my time on planet earth is NOT yet up!! I shall fight this to the very end.......and WIN!!

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GinGinD Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Real Name: Jeannie Location: North Carolina Posts: 533	The only thing I really know is that the center part of the bra (the piece that holds the cups together) should fit flush against your sternum. Jeannie

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12 March 2009, 12:53 PM	#77
Ashley "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2007 Real Name: Ashley Location: Calgary Posts: 6,967	Jen, I have the same issue finding bras. The band is always too big and the cups too small, making it awkward to find proper sizes. I recommend going to a specialty store that just features lingerie. When I did that, the owner handed me different bras until I found one that actually fit perfectly. It was all trial and error, no measuring! It takes a while but it's worth it, good luck!

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JPersat "TRF" Member Join Date: Feb 2009 Real Name: Jarrett Location: San Antonio TX Watch: ing everybody Posts: 1,515	Hey Jen, on a serious note, my wife said try the Victorias Secret Biofit....

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