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Jimbits76 · 22 March 2009, 03:31 AM

Good day today.

The luke warm Spurs beat the chavs and dented their title hopes.

Man Utd imploded...Lost the plot chaps????? Fulham? (Liverpool's win doesn't look so great in hindsight now does it?)

We beat the Scots in the rugger.

All we need now is the barcodes to sting the goons, villa to whip the dippers and the Irish to do the grand slam.

Fingers crossed!!!!!!!!

J

PS COYS

Rockrolex · 22 March 2009, 03:33 AM

Would someone care to translate this into English?

Latrodectus · 22 March 2009, 03:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Rockrolex

Would someone care to translate this into English?

x2 have no clue what that means

JJ Irani · 22 March 2009, 03:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Rockrolex

Would someone care to translate this into English?

He's talking about football, Ed......the REAL football where you're only allowed to kick a ROUND ball with your feet......and not have 240+ pound gorillas maul each other on a football field over a ball that's ellipsoid!!

Jimbits76 · 22 March 2009, 03:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Rockrolex

Would someone care to translate this into English?

Ed??????????????

After your time spent here?

I thought you'd have the lingo down pat!

J

Jimbits76 · 22 March 2009, 03:38 AM

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Originally Posted by JJ Irani

He's talking about football, Ed......the REAL football where you're only allowed to kick a ROUND ball with your feet......and not have 240+ pound gorillas maul each other on a football field over a ball that's ellipsoid!!

And rugby you old loon talking of 240 pound gorillas...I'd have thought being a fan of the All Blacks you'd have known that!

J

Trurolexer · 22 March 2009, 03:38 AM

UNITED loose againt Fulham?

JJ Irani · 22 March 2009, 03:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Jimbits76

And rugby you old loon talking of 240 pound gorillas...I'd have thought being a fan of the All Blacks you'd have known that!

J

Truth be told, Jim.....I HATE rugby!!!

Having lived over 13 long years in NZ, I still haven't been able to figure out why a couple of dozen over-sized gorillas bash the hell out of each other over a stupid ball!!

Jimbits76 · 22 March 2009, 03:41 AM

2-0 but played off the park by Fulham.

Rooney and Scholes sent off...Rooney looking at big ban for behaviour!!!!!!!!!!!

J

Jimbits76 · 22 March 2009, 03:42 AM

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Originally Posted by JJ Irani

Truth be told, Jim.....I HATE rugby!!!

Having lived over 13 long years in NZ, I still haven't been able to figure out why a couple of dozen over-sized gorillas bash the hell out of each other over a stupid ball!!

I forgot you're a cricket man old chap!!!!!!!

I'm not a huge fan of Rugby but I'd like to see the Irish do everybody!

J

Rockrolex · 22 March 2009, 03:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Jimbits76

Ed??????????????

After your time spent here?

I thought you'd have the lingo down pat!

J

Please!!! Padi's had enough trouble trying to convince me that "arsehole" is the correct spelling of that nicely descriptive term. You think I can translate all that gobblydegook, too? Good grief, gimme a break.

Trurolexer · 22 March 2009, 03:43 AM

But I still believe UNITED will win the title this year.

Jimbits76 · 22 March 2009, 03:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Rockrolex

Please!!! Padi's had enough trouble trying to convince me that "arsehole" is the correct spelling of that nicely descriptive term. You think I can translate all that gobblydegook, too? Good grief, gimme a break.

J

Rockrolex · 22 March 2009, 03:45 AM

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Originally Posted by JJ Irani

Truth be told, Jim.....I HATE rugby!!!

Having lived over 13 long years in NZ, I still haven't been able to figure out why a couple of dozen over-sized gorillas bash the hell out of each other over a stupid ball!!

Probably for the same reason that individuals compete with each other to hit a little white ball with a very long stick, the object being to put the little white ball into a tiny hole in the ground several hundred yards away from where they are standing.

JJ Irani · 22 March 2009, 03:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Rockrolex

Probably for the same reason that individuals compete with each other to hit a little white ball with a very long stick, the object being to put the little white ball into a tiny hole in the ground several hundred yards away from where they are standing.

I wish some day you could sit down with me and watch a full game, Ed.

Trust me, by the end of it all, you will actually start to love Cricket!!

Rockrolex · 22 March 2009, 03:50 AM

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Originally Posted by JJ Irani

He's talking about football, Ed......the REAL football where you're only allowed to kick a ROUND ball with your feet......and not have 240+ pound gorillas maul each other on a football field over a ball that's ellipsoid!!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jimbits76

And rugby you old loon talking of 240 pound gorillas...I'd have thought being a fan of the All Blacks you'd have known that!

J

OK, now that this thread has been completely bolloxed up, are we talking about soccer or rugby? Even I know the original post was not about Cricket (I think).

Jimbits76 · 22 March 2009, 03:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Jimbits76

Good day today.

The luke warm Spurs beat the chavs and dented their title hopes.

Man Utd imploded...Lost the plot chaps????? Fulham? (Liverpool's win doesn't look so great in hindsight now does it?)

We beat the Scots in the rugger.

All we need now is the barcodes to sting the goons, villa to whip the dippers and the Irish to do the grand slam.

Fingers crossed!!!!!!!!

J

PS COYS

Allow me to translate....
In the English Premier League of football Tottenham Hotspur Football Club have just beaten Chelsea football club by one goal to nil.

This result could have a detrimental effect on Chelsea winning the league title in May.

Current champions and league leaders Manchester United Football Club were beaten by Fulham Football Club following a huge defeat by Liverpool Football Club. Two players for Manchester United were also dismissed from the game.

In the Rugby Union Six Nations tournament, England beat the Scottish sides.

The writer of the original post now hopes that Newcastle United Football Club at least tie the game with Arsenal Football Club, Aston Villa Football Club beat Liverpool Football Club tomorrow and that the Irish Rugby Union side beat the Welsh Rugby Union side to achieve an unbeaten rating and win the entire tournament.

Postscript. Come on you Spurs!

Rockrolex · 22 March 2009, 03:51 AM

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Originally Posted by JJ Irani

I wish some day you could sit down with me and watch a full game, Ed.

Trust me, by the end of it all, you will actually start to love Cricket!!

But doesn't a full match take 2-3 days, JJ. Even American baseball doesn't take that long to finish.

Rockrolex · 22 March 2009, 03:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Jimbits76

Allow me to translate....
In the English Premier League of football Tottenham Hotspur Football Club have just beaten Chelsea football club by one goal to nil.

This result could have a detrimental effect on Chelsea winning the league title in May.

Current champions and league leaders Manchester United Football Club were beaten by Fulham Football Club following a huge defeat by Liverpool Football Club. Two players for Manchester United were also dismissed from the game.

In the Rugby Union Six Nations tournament, England beat the Scottish sides.

The writer of the original post now hopes that Newcastle United Football Club at least tie the game with Arsenal Football Club, Aston Villa Football Club beat Liverpool Football Club tomorrow and that the Irish Rugby Union side beat the Welsh Rugby Union side to achieve an unbeaten rating and win the entire tournament.

Postscript. Come on you Spurs!

Now why the hell didn't you say that in the first place?

JJ Irani · 22 March 2009, 03:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Rockrolex

But doesn't a full match take 2-3 days, JJ. Even American baseball doesn't take that long to finish.

TEST matches are scheduled over 5 days actually.....although India just thrashed NZ yesterday in 4 days flat.

The ODI's (One Day Internationals) are an 8-hour affair and great fun to watch where each side has to face just 50 overs from their opponents and try and score as many runs as they can within those 300 balls (each over consiste of 6 balls)..

It's good fun, very exciting and many of them end up in nail-biting finishes where results have come right down to the wire and, in some rare instances, the very last ball.

JJ

Trurolexer · 22 March 2009, 03:54 AM

American Football? The only thing I like American Football is because the Cheerleaders...

Jimbits76 · 22 March 2009, 03:55 AM

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Originally Posted by Rockrolex

But doesn't a full match take 2-3 days, JJ. Even American baseball doesn't take that long to finish.

A test match can go on for 4 or 5 days.

Here's the trick.

I tell Claire that cricket is on the tv.

She immediately makes her excuses to go shopping/ to see her mother/ take the boy to the coast etc.

I nip out, pick up a case of half decent bottled ale, a few bags of crisps (chips) and perhaps some stuff to make myself a nice submarine sandwich or "french stick" as we'd say here.

Then, lay on sofa, apply beer and food and chill with the cricket.

Perfect day!!!!!!!!!!

It's even better watching a game live, sun shining and sat on the crate of beer in the stands!!!!!

J

Jimbits76 · 22 March 2009, 03:56 AM

TR

Remove that filth.

We are talking about the gentleman's game.

I almost choked on my sherry and my cucumber sandwich.

J

Trurolexer · 22 March 2009, 03:59 AM

Ooops OK...Sorry I will remove it.

Trurolexer · 22 March 2009, 03:59 AM

Already removed.

Jimbits76 · 22 March 2009, 03:59 AM

Joking

J

JJ Irani · 22 March 2009, 03:59 AM

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Ooops OK...Sorry I will remove it.

Leave it, TR. Jim is just kidding!!

Jimbits76 · 22 March 2009, 04:01 AM

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Originally Posted by Trurolexer

Already removed.

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Originally Posted by JJ Irani

Leave it, TR. Jim is just kidding!!

TR I'd have thought you knew me better than that!!!!!!!!!!!!

J

jdc · 22 March 2009, 04:28 AM

you forgot the best bits Looney and Scholes sent off

Gooners making hard work of their game

EDIT
Newcastle 1 Arsenal 3, sorry to ruin your weekend Jim"cock of the south"1976 - great second half and good game. Newcastle could have won, watch it on MOTD

daveathall · 22 March 2009, 05:27 AM

All is well, Leeds won.

22 March 2009, 03:31 AM	#1
Jimbits76 "TRF" Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: UK Posts: 9,407	Yessssssssssssssss/Bwahahahahahaha! Good day today. The luke warm Spurs beat the chavs and dented their title hopes. Man Utd imploded...Lost the plot chaps????? Fulham? (Liverpool's win doesn't look so great in hindsight now does it?) We beat the Scots in the rugger. All we need now is the barcodes to sting the goons, villa to whip the dippers and the Irish to do the grand slam. Fingers crossed!!!!!!!! J PS COYS

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Jimbits76 "TRF" Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: UK Posts: 9,407	2-0 but played off the park by Fulham. Rooney and Scholes sent off...Rooney looking at big ban for behaviour!!!!!!!!!!! J

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Trurolexer Banned Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: USA Watch: 5513MaxiI+PreComex Posts: 18,421	But I still believe UNITED will win the title this year.

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Trurolexer Banned Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: USA Watch: 5513MaxiI+PreComex Posts: 18,421	American Football? The only thing I like American Football is because the Cheerleaders...

22 March 2009, 03:56 AM	#23
Jimbits76 "TRF" Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: UK Posts: 9,407	TR Remove that filth. We are talking about the gentleman's game. I almost choked on my sherry and my cucumber sandwich. J

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jdc "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Real Name: Martin Location: UK Posts: 7,023	you forgot the best bits Looney and Scholes sent off Gooners making hard work of their game EDIT Newcastle 1 Arsenal 3, sorry to ruin your weekend Jim"cock of the south"1976 - great second half and good game. Newcastle could have won, watch it on MOTD

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