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Old 25 March 2009, 06:15 AM   #1
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Compassionate Woman

Barry returned from a doctor's visit one day and told his wife, Carolyn,
that the doctor said he only had 24 hours to live..

Wiping away her tears, he asked her to make love with him. Of course,
she agreed and they made passionate love.

Six hours later, Barry went to her again, and said, 'Honey, now I only
have 18 hours left to live. Maybe we could make love again?' Carolyn
agreed and again they made love.

Later, Barry was getting into bed when he realized he now had only
eight hours of life left. He touched Carolyn's shoulder and said,
'Honey? Please? Just one more time before I die.' She agreed, then
afterward she rolled over and fell asleep.

Barry, however, heard the clock ticking in his head, and he tossed
and turned until he was down to only four more hours.

He tapped his wife on the shoulder to wake her up. 'Honey, I only
have four hours left! Could we...?'

His wife sat up abruptly, turned to him and said, 'Listen Barry,
I'm not being funny... but I have to get up in the morning and you
don't.'
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Old 25 March 2009, 06:16 AM   #2
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Old 25 March 2009, 12:03 PM   #3
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Old 25 March 2009, 12:16 PM   #4
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Old 25 March 2009, 12:28 PM   #5
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Such a very sad but true statement about some women. (Sorry don't kill me yet.)
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Old 25 March 2009, 12:38 PM   #6
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Old 25 March 2009, 03:37 PM   #8
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