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browngo1 · 29 April 2009, 12:03 AM

How tough are Scotsmen?

The scene is set - a dark night, cold wind blowing, campfire flickering, stars twinkling in the dark sky. Three hang-glider pilots are sitting by the campfire, one from Scotland, one from Seth Efrika and one from New Zealand, each embroiled in the bravado for which they are famous.

The night of tales begins...Kiven the Kiwi says, 'Oi must be the meanest, toughest, heng glider there ees. Why, jast the other day I landed in a field and scared a croc, who came out of the swamp and ate seex men who were standen close by. I grebbed the croc and wristled him to the ground and killed im with me bare hends'

Hansie from Seth Efrika who typically can't stand to be bettered said, 'Well you guys, I lended orfter a 200 mile flight in my heng glider on a tiny trail, end a Namibian snike slid out from under a rock end made a move on me. I grebbed de borsted with me bare hinds end beet it's head off ind then sucked the poison from its body down in one gulp. End I'm still here today.'

Robert the Scotsman remained silent, slowly poking the fire with his penis.

Lion · 29 April 2009, 12:24 AM

Yikes!!!

Chris B · 29 April 2009, 12:29 AM

The 'pen is' mightier than the sword

Mosco · 29 April 2009, 12:56 AM

Bwahahahahaha!

idk01 · 29 April 2009, 01:33 AM

Awesome!!!!!

limbo · 29 April 2009, 06:54 AM

Gerry · 29 April 2009, 07:41 AM

Really good!

theloxmyth · 29 April 2009, 07:59 AM

%^)

I passed that one on to a few thousand fellow safecrackers, Gordon!

diversified · 29 April 2009, 08:36 AM

Holy Sean Connery!

Rebel · 29 April 2009, 11:00 AM

Mrdi · 29 April 2009, 11:05 AM

That is a heady tale.

Bisquitlips · 29 April 2009, 11:23 AM

Asbestos prophylactic no doubt!

shedlock2000 · 29 April 2009, 12:36 PM

Genius! (and very true!!)
I particulally liked the gramatical accents!

hflee55 · 29 April 2009, 01:03 PM

JJ Irani · 29 April 2009, 05:14 PM

coddger · 1 May 2009, 01:22 PM

29 April 2009, 12:03 AM	#1
browngo1 "TRF" Member Join Date: Mar 2009 Real Name: Gordon Location: Irvine, Scotland Watch: SS DJ, SS GMTIIC Posts: 339	How tough are Scotsmen? How tough are Scotsmen? The scene is set - a dark night, cold wind blowing, campfire flickering, stars twinkling in the dark sky. Three hang-glider pilots are sitting by the campfire, one from Scotland, one from Seth Efrika and one from New Zealand, each embroiled in the bravado for which they are famous. The night of tales begins...Kiven the Kiwi says, 'Oi must be the meanest, toughest, heng glider there ees. Why, jast the other day I landed in a field and scared a croc, who came out of the swamp and ate seex men who were standen close by. I grebbed the croc and wristled him to the ground and killed im with me bare hends' Hansie from Seth Efrika who typically can't stand to be bettered said, 'Well you guys, I lended orfter a 200 mile flight in my heng glider on a tiny trail, end a Namibian snike slid out from under a rock end made a move on me. I grebbed de borsted with me bare hinds end beet it's head off ind then sucked the poison from its body down in one gulp. End I'm still here today.' Robert the Scotsman remained silent, slowly poking the fire with his penis. __________________

29 April 2009, 12:24 AM	#2
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