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Old 7 June 2009, 11:10 PM   #1
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Popular Scotsman!!

A very popular Scotsman dies in glasgow and his old widow wishes to tell all his friends at once so she goes to the newspaper and says
"I'd like tae place an obituary fur ma late husband" The man at the desk says "OK, how much money dae ye have?"
The old woman replies "£5" to which the man says "You wont get many words for that but write something and we'll see if it's ok" so the old woman writes something and hands it over the counter and the man reads "Peter Reid, fae Parkheid, deid"
He feels guilty at the abruptness of the statement and encourages the old woman to write a few more things. The old woman ponders and then adds a few more words and hand the paper over the counter again. The man then reads "Peter Reid, fae Parkheid deid. Ford Escort for sale"
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Old 7 June 2009, 11:30 PM   #2
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Old 8 June 2009, 01:11 AM   #3
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Old 8 June 2009, 03:05 AM   #4
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Old 8 June 2009, 03:39 AM   #5
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Old 9 June 2009, 09:02 AM   #7
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