Little Johnny

[carwash66]

Little Johnny was constantly in trouble for cussing and telling lies.
After spring break, the teacher asked the students to tell about their vacations.
When it was Johnny’s turn, he said they went to Alaska. He said”We caught every
damn salmon in Alaska, there’s not a single damn fish left in the whole damn state!” The teacher promptly sent him to the principal’s office. After finding out
what Johnny said, he told Johnny, “ My family also went to Alaska. While on a hike, a herd of elephants crashed through the brush and the would have stampeded us if not for a tiny Chihuahua that attacked the elephants and saved
our lives. Now Johnny, do you believe that story?”
Johnny said “ Damn straight, it was my dog!”

[ltmgeller]