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BoppinVinnieB · 4 February 2023, 08:32 AM

A lawyer parks his brand-new Porsche in front of the office to show it off to his colleagues.

As he's getting out of the car, a semi-trailer comes flying along too close to the curb and takes off the door before speeding off.

Distraught, the lawyer grabs his cell and calls the police. Five minutes later, the police arrive.

Before the officer has a chance to ask any questions, the lawyer starts screaming hysterically, "My Porsche, my beautiful silver Porsche is ruined! No matter how long it's in the shop, it simply will never be the same again!"

After the lawyer finally finishes his rant, the policeman shakes his head in disgust. "I can't believe how materialistic you bloody lawyers are," he says. "You lot are so focused on your possessions that you don't notice anything else in your life."

"How can you say such a thing at a time like this?" snaps the lawyer.

The policeman replies, "Didn't you notice your arm was torn off?"

The lawyer looks down in horror. He screams, "Oh my God, where's my Rolex?"

ltmgeller · 10 February 2023, 02:42 PM

I think we've seen this one before.

Al1969 · 20 February 2023, 03:26 PM

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Originally Posted by BoppinVinnieB

A lawyer parks his brand-new Porsche in front of the office to show it off to his colleagues.

As he's getting out of the car, a semi-trailer comes flying along too close to the curb and takes off the door before speeding off.

Distraught, the lawyer grabs his cell and calls the police. Five minutes later, the police arrive.

Before the officer has a chance to ask any questions, the lawyer starts screaming hysterically, "My Porsche, my beautiful silver Porsche is ruined! No matter how long it's in the shop, it simply will never be the same again!"

After the lawyer finally finishes his rant, the policeman shakes his head in disgust. "I can't believe how materialistic you bloody lawyers are," he says. "You lot are so focused on your possessions that you don't notice anything else in your life."

"How can you say such a thing at a time like this?" snaps the lawyer.

The policeman replies, "Didn't you notice your arm was torn off?"

The lawyer looks down in horror. He screams, "Oh my God, where's my Rolex?"

Oldie but goodie.

illmatic369 · 28 February 2023, 07:23 AM

As a lawyer who drives a Porsche, this one hit a little too close to home LOL

Cazador60 · 2 March 2023, 10:29 AM

brandrea · 2 March 2023, 10:37 AM

4 February 2023, 08:32 AM	#1
BoppinVinnieB "TRF" Member Join Date: Sep 2022 Location: Florida Posts: 6	Lawyers A lawyer parks his brand-new Porsche in front of the office to show it off to his colleagues. As he's getting out of the car, a semi-trailer comes flying along too close to the curb and takes off the door before speeding off. Distraught, the lawyer grabs his cell and calls the police. Five minutes later, the police arrive. Before the officer has a chance to ask any questions, the lawyer starts screaming hysterically, "My Porsche, my beautiful silver Porsche is ruined! No matter how long it's in the shop, it simply will never be the same again!" After the lawyer finally finishes his rant, the policeman shakes his head in disgust. "I can't believe how materialistic you bloody lawyers are," he says. "You lot are so focused on your possessions that you don't notice anything else in your life." "How can you say such a thing at a time like this?" snaps the lawyer. The policeman replies, "Didn't you notice your arm was torn off?" The lawyer looks down in horror. He screams, "Oh my God, where's my Rolex?"

10 February 2023, 02:42 PM	#2
ltmgeller 2024 SubLV41 Pledge Member Join Date: Aug 2012 Real Name: Mike Location: New York Watch: Rolex Posts: 22,580	I think we've seen this one before. __________________ Oh, look at the time... Official Member: 'WIS-CON' Las Vegas International GTG 2019

28 February 2023, 07:23 AM	#4
illmatic369 2024 Pledge Member Join Date: Jul 2019 Location: Florida Posts: 40	As a lawyer who drives a Porsche, this one hit a little too close to home LOL

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