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Old 7 July 2023, 03:35 AM   #1
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If your partner or spouse starts to let themselves go….

… do you say something or just ignore it?

Asking because Ilyana seems more comfortable in our relationship and she’s not doing her exercises 3x a day. She’s on mimosas and nachos more often and I think she’s hitting 115 lbs.

I’m OK with it but she could balloon at any minute. Then I won’t be OK with it.

Should I have a talk with her or leave it be for now?


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Old 7 July 2023, 04:22 AM   #2
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Lot of thoughts lately going through that hairy head of yours for someone who should be on a yacht or in Jackson Hole.
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Old 7 July 2023, 04:35 AM   #3
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Put this on the refrigerator door and don't say a word
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Old 7 July 2023, 04:37 AM   #4
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If your partner or spouse starts to let themselves go….

Tell her to get her $hit together or she's gone!

PS- Your wife wrote on another forum asking if your husband is Hairy, Smelly and Talks Too Much but is Rich... Should I stay with him?
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Old 7 July 2023, 04:41 AM   #5
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CJ, I’m glad you brought up this point, Ilyana asked me to have a talk with you. I think the final straw was when you received that invitation from the TV show: “My 600 Ib life.”
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Old 7 July 2023, 04:46 AM   #6
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if they let themselves go, you must let them go as well.
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Old 7 July 2023, 04:53 AM   #7
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if they let themselves go, you must let them go as well.
lmao. I'm putting that on the fridge tonight.
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Old 7 July 2023, 04:56 AM   #8
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Old 7 July 2023, 05:04 AM   #9
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115lbs is ok as long as she is 6’ 5”
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Old 7 July 2023, 05:16 AM   #10
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Guys guys! This is about health. She’s 112 lbs here. See how happy she was?
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Old 7 July 2023, 05:17 AM   #11
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Wat?!?!
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Old 7 July 2023, 05:18 AM   #12
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She doesn’t know what a ‘refrigerator’ is. We have people who access and operate heavy equipment and appliances.
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Tell her to get her $hit together or she's gone!

PS- Your wife wrote on another forum asking if your husband is Hairy, Smelly and Talks Too Much but is Rich... Should I stay with him?
The billing cycle for her accounts doesn’t end. She’s not going anywhere.
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Old 7 July 2023, 05:19 AM   #14
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CJ, I’m glad you brought up this point, Ilyana asked me to have a talk with you. I think the final straw was when you received that invitation from the TV show: “My 600 Ib life.”
Wat!
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Old 7 July 2023, 05:23 AM   #15
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I dunno Chewey, in my humble experience fat people are more fun
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Old 7 July 2023, 05:59 AM   #16
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Guys guys! This is about health. She’s 112 lbs here. See how happy she was?
LOL.... If people only knew who's picture you used, the joke is even funnier! Well played sir.
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get her one of these............

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Old 7 July 2023, 06:13 AM   #18
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I dunno Chewey, in my humble experience fat people are more fun
You’ve never treated 25 sumo wrestlers to dinner at Nobu. It was a $85k disaster.
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Is your cabana boy still employed?
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Old 7 July 2023, 06:29 AM   #20
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Is your cabana boy still employed?
He passed away with my dear former wife Juliana when they took my balloon. It’s well documented. Ilyana was her best friend. She moved in before the balloon hit 500 ft. She’s a go getter my little tigress is.
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Old 7 July 2023, 06:39 AM   #21
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115kg would be a no from me, 115 freedom units would still be ok.
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Old 7 July 2023, 06:41 AM   #22
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115kg would be a no from me, 115 freedom units would still be ok.
115kg is over 500lbs

What the heck is wrong with you!!!!!
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Old 7 July 2023, 06:45 AM   #23
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LOL.... If people only knew who's picture you used, the joke is even funnier! Well played sir.

Now you must tell. Please. Lol!!


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Old 7 July 2023, 06:52 AM   #24
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Now you must tell. Please. Lol!!


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Old 7 July 2023, 06:59 AM   #25
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can i ask who you are really. You should say let’s push each other to get fit
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Old 7 July 2023, 07:02 AM   #26
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can i ask who you are really. You should say let’s push each other to get fit
We push each other 3x a day. Whether we care it’s to get fit is another matter.
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115 pounds !!!!!!!

A single leg of most mature women weighs that nowadays, and we’re all misogynists for not applauding their obesity !

Consider yourself lucky, as a single dating 61 year old, I would be thrilled to see one under 170 pounds !

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Old 7 July 2023, 07:15 AM   #28
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115 pounds !!!!!!!

A single keg of most mature women’s weighs that nowadays, and we’re all misogynists for not applauding obesity !

Consider yourself lucky !
I don’t understand a thing you wrote. Put the keys in the freezer.
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Old 7 July 2023, 07:20 AM   #29
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I don’t understand a thing you wrote. Put the keys in the freezer.



Auto spell and thumbs butchered that, ………………. corrected !

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Auto spell and thumbs butchered that, ………………. corrected !


Don, we are friends now. You’re my kind of people.

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