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4 November 2006, 02:48 AM | #1 |
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A Blonde's Year in Review!!
January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.
February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels. Helllloooo!! Bottles won't fit in printer!!! March - Got really excited...finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months...box said "2-4 years!" April - Trapped on escalator for hours ...power went out!!! May - Tried to make Kool-Aid...instructions wrong...8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!! June - Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a lake with a slope. July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned later, the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!! August - Got locked out of my car in rain storm....car swamped because soft-top was open. September - The capital of California is "C".....isn't it??? October - Hate M & M's.....they are so hard to peel. November - Baked turkey for 4½ days ... instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!! December - Couldn't call 911. Duh! There's no "eleven" button on the stupid phone!!! What a year!!
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4 November 2006, 02:52 AM | #2 |
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4 November 2006, 02:58 AM | #3 |
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4 November 2006, 07:22 AM | #4 |
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LOL - this is more true than you think. In the US, it is pronounced "nine-one-one" and not "nine-eleven" for that very reason. Seriously!!!
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4 November 2006, 09:42 AM | #7 |
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4 November 2006, 11:56 AM | #8 |
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You must have too many damn blondes in the US of A!!!
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4 November 2006, 01:44 PM | #9 |
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There's no such thing as too many blondes
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