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Watchdog · 17 August 2009, 02:20 PM

Self-explanatory.

I'm leaning towards cremation.

TheVTCGuy · 17 August 2009, 02:23 PM

Hopefully neither until I die....

onkyo · 17 August 2009, 02:26 PM

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Originally Posted by TheVTCGuy

Hopefully neither until I die....

Taffi Abernathy · 17 August 2009, 02:27 PM

An interesting question, Primate Boy. In my religion, it is a violation of Jewish law to be cremated as that is interpreted as a desecration or disfigurement of the human body. Moreover, if a person has a tatoo, he or she is not permitted to be buried in a Jewish cemetery, again for desecrating one's body. Likewise, we are unable to be organ donors. Therefore, burial is our way.

johnnybazookajoe · 17 August 2009, 02:30 PM

Burn me up, toss me in the grass, then mow the lawn. I really don't know if I could care less about what happens to my body when I'm gone.

TheVTCGuy · 17 August 2009, 02:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Taffi Abernathy

An interesting question, Primate Boy. In my religion, it is a violation of Jewish law to be cremated as that is interpreted as a desecration or disfigurement of the human body. Moreover, if a person has a tatoo, he or she is not permitted to be buried in a Jewish cemetery, again for desecrating one's body. Likewise, we are unable to be organ donors. Therefore, burial is our way.

How strict is that? For example, is having pierced ears considered desecration? Plastic Surgery? Or a replacement of a joint, knee for example.

Just curious.

Taffi Abernathy · 17 August 2009, 02:35 PM

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Originally Posted by TheVTCGuy

How strict is that? For example, is having pierced ears considered desecration? Plastic Surgery? Or a replacement of a joint, knee for example.

Just curious.

Yet another insightful question . . . No, pierced ears are not considered desecration unless you have crappy taste in earrings. Plastic surgery, a violation of Jewish law? Hardly, it keeps you looking artificially young when you hang out at the country club or the Borscht Belt. Replacement of a knee or joint? How else can you dance at your nephew's bar mitzvah if your legs ain't right?! Hope this helps.

pz93c · 17 August 2009, 03:03 PM

Mummified.

Gaijin · 17 August 2009, 03:20 PM

It probably won't make much difference one way or the other to you at the time it is actually happening...

JJ Irani · 17 August 2009, 04:34 PM

Buried under a pile of sheep!!

Cato · 17 August 2009, 05:16 PM

Buried, I want to be intact on Resurrection Day!

Andad · 17 August 2009, 05:43 PM

Where I'm going, cremation is a given.

Lion · 17 August 2009, 07:57 PM

I plan on being cremated and having my ashes spread in the garden. I know it's against my religion but I already have 33 tattoos so I figure what the heck!!!

rajurama · 17 August 2009, 07:58 PM

Cremated..

swatty · 17 August 2009, 08:49 PM

One of them i suppose

Dan Pierce · 17 August 2009, 09:11 PM

Cremation, ashes strewn down The Ohio River.

dP

Rolexophile · 17 August 2009, 11:01 PM

Burial at sea.

iSellJerseyShore · 17 August 2009, 11:16 PM

Taxidermy - I would like to be positioned on a rocking chair with a cigarette stuffed in my mouth (even though I don't smoke).

What the hell, its something different.

-Frankie

Idle Swede · 18 August 2009, 12:07 AM

If they cremate me you better not stand around.

ob1 · 18 August 2009, 12:08 AM

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Originally Posted by iSellJerseyShore

Taxidermy - I would like to be positioned on a rocking chair with a cigarette stuffed in my mouth (even though I don't smoke).

What the hell, its something different.

-Frankie

I was gonna say cremated but taxidermy has to be the way forward!

ZakBlak · 18 August 2009, 01:13 AM

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Originally Posted by kingkongkelley

Self-explanatory.

I'm leaning towards cremation.

They might have to shave you down first.
Let the maggots eat me

ratae1950 · 18 August 2009, 02:28 AM

Monty Python tried to help us resolve this dilemma!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wCEfx...eature=related

Taffi Abernathy · 18 August 2009, 02:38 AM

"Maybe my carcass can feed the worms . . ." - Mick Jagger and Keith Richards

(Frankly, it looks like worms have already started feeding on Keith Richards.)

sexner · 18 August 2009, 02:49 AM

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Originally Posted by kingkongkelley

Self-explanatory.

I'm leaning towards cremation.

I think cremation is the way to go, primate boy. Then you can have your ashes spread wherever you like - like at sea for example.

Goodwatch · 18 August 2009, 03:04 AM

I'll go up in a puff of smoke.

SWFLA1 · 18 August 2009, 03:16 AM

I told my wife to have me cremated, then put my ashes in a basketball, then draw eyes, a nose and a mouth on it and set it on her headboard so I can watch

Watchdog · 18 August 2009, 03:33 AM

Some of these responses are hilarious! Now I have to add mummification to the mix--not to mention going to a taxidermist or being stuffed into a basketball. And, as JJ suggested, there is always the sheep option.

BigHat · 18 August 2009, 03:47 AM

I'd say cremation, but that would definitely preclude my dream of becoming a zombie and chasing Rado owners.

JJ Irani · 18 August 2009, 03:50 AM

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I'd say cremation, but that would definitely preclude my dream of becoming a zombie and chasing Rado owners.

Won't be me, Matt!!

Art 1 · 18 August 2009, 06:45 AM

Buried, us RC's like to be put in the earth.

17 August 2009, 02:20 PM	#1
Watchdog "TRF" Member Join Date: Feb 2009 Real Name: Junkyard Dog Location: The Doghouse Watch: I can't tell time Posts: 6,822	Buried or cremated? Self-explanatory. I'm leaning towards cremation.

17 August 2009, 02:27 PM	#4
Taffi Abernathy "TRF" Member Join Date: Jul 2008 Real Name: Faith Location: Philadelphia, PA Watch: TT DJ, SS DJ Posts: 4,053	An interesting question, Primate Boy. In my religion, it is a violation of Jewish law to be cremated as that is interpreted as a desecration or disfigurement of the human body. Moreover, if a person has a tatoo, he or she is not permitted to be buried in a Jewish cemetery, again for desecrating one's body. Likewise, we are unable to be organ donors. Therefore, burial is our way. __________________ Sarcasm is my second language.

17 August 2009, 02:30 PM	#5
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JJ Irani Fondly Remembered Join Date: May 2005 Real Name: JJ Location: Auckland, NZ Watch: ALL SOLD!! Posts: 74,319	Buried under a pile of sheep!! __________________ Words fail me in expressing my utmost thanks to ALL of you for this wonderful support during my hour of need!! I firmly believe that my time on planet earth is NOT yet up!! I shall fight this to the very end.......and WIN!!

17 August 2009, 05:43 PM	#12
Andad 2024 SubLV41 Pledge Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Real Name: Eddie Location: Australia Watch: A few. Posts: 37,534	Where I'm going, cremation is a given. __________________ E

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17 August 2009, 03:03 PM	#8
pz93c "TRF" Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Real Name: Brian Location: Republic of Texas Posts: 2,776	Mummified.

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17 August 2009, 05:16 PM	#11
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17 August 2009, 07:57 PM	#13
Lion "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Real Name: Leo Location: Midwest Watch: GMT-II 16710 PEPSI Posts: 21,461	I plan on being cremated and having my ashes spread in the garden. I know it's against my religion but I already have 33 tattoos so I figure what the heck!!! __________________ SS GMT-II 16710 PEPSI(Z-serial#) THE ONLY DIFFERENCE BETWEEN MEN AND BOYS IS THE PRICE OF THE TOYS!!! MontBlanc Meisterstuck Doue Silver Barley MontBlanc Meisterstuck Solitaire Doue Signum Proud Card Carrying Member of the Curmudgeons.....Yikes!!!

17 August 2009, 07:58 PM	#14
rajurama "TRF" Member Join Date: Oct 2008 Real Name: Rick Location: Wakanda Watch: amacallit Posts: 2,090	Cremated..

17 August 2009, 08:49 PM	#15
swatty 2024 SubLV41 Pledge Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Real Name: Peter Location: Sydney Watch: The Game Posts: 17,415	One of them i suppose

17 August 2009, 09:11 PM	#16
Dan Pierce 2024 Pledge Member Join Date: Dec 2006 Real Name: D'OH! Location: Kentucky Watch: Rolex-1 Tudor-3 Posts: 36,217	Cremation, ashes strewn down The Ohio River. dP __________________ TRF Member# 1668 Bass Player in TRF "AFTER DARK" Bar & NightClub Band Commander-in-Chief of The Nylon Nation The Crown & Shield Club Honorary Member of P-Club

17 August 2009, 11:01 PM	#17
Rolexophile "TRF" Member Join Date: Jul 2009 Real Name: D.J. Location: Fort Lauderdale Posts: 278	Burial at sea.

17 August 2009, 11:16 PM	#18
iSellJerseyShore "TRF" Member Join Date: Apr 2007 Real Name: Frankie Location: NJ - JerseyShore Watch: GMT-Master IIc Posts: 1,023	Taxidermy - I would like to be positioned on a rocking chair with a cigarette stuffed in my mouth (even though I don't smoke). What the hell, its something different. -Frankie

18 August 2009, 12:07 AM	#19
Idle Swede Suspended Join Date: Oct 2008 Real Name: Leo Location: Boca Raton Posts: 13,820	If they cremate me you better not stand around.

18 August 2009, 02:28 AM	#22
ratae1950 "TRF" Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Real Name: Peter Location: Cambridge Ma Posts: 2,331	Monty Python tried to help us resolve this dilemma! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wCEfx...eature=related __________________ Yunnoworameenmiduck

18 August 2009, 02:38 AM	#23
Taffi Abernathy "TRF" Member Join Date: Jul 2008 Real Name: Faith Location: Philadelphia, PA Watch: TT DJ, SS DJ Posts: 4,053	"Maybe my carcass can feed the worms . . ." - Mick Jagger and Keith Richards (Frankly, it looks like worms have already started feeding on Keith Richards.) __________________ Sarcasm is my second language.

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Goodwatch "TRF" Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Real Name: Frans ® Location: Rotterdam Watch: the sunrise... Posts: 10,230	I'll go up in a puff of smoke. __________________ Member# 127

18 August 2009, 03:16 AM	#26
SWFLA1 Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: USA Posts: 226	I told my wife to have me cremated, then put my ashes in a basketball, then draw eyes, a nose and a mouth on it and set it on her headboard so I can watch

18 August 2009, 03:33 AM	#27
Watchdog "TRF" Member Join Date: Feb 2009 Real Name: Junkyard Dog Location: The Doghouse Watch: I can't tell time Posts: 6,822	Some of these responses are hilarious! Now I have to add mummification to the mix--not to mention going to a taxidermist or being stuffed into a basketball. And, as JJ suggested, there is always the sheep option.

18 August 2009, 03:47 AM	#28
BigHat Banned Join Date: Sep 2007 Real Name: Matt Location: Arlington, VA Watch: Lange One MP Posts: 4,043	I'd say cremation, but that would definitely preclude my dream of becoming a zombie and chasing Rado owners.

18 August 2009, 06:45 AM	#30
Art 1 Banned Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Florida, Canada Watch: Rol/Seik/Tud/Omega Posts: 30,244	Buried, us RC's like to be put in the earth.

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