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padi56 · 15 November 2006, 02:56 AM

Q: Whats the difference between a Walrus and an Essex Girl?
A: One is wet, has a moustache and smells of fish-the other is a walrus.

Q: What does an Essex Girl say after having sex?
A: What team do you guys play for!

Q: How does an Essex Girl turn the light out after sex?
A: Shuts the car door.

Q: Whats the difference between an Essex Girl and an ironing board?
A: Occasionally you have trouble getting the legs apart on an ironing board.

Q: Whats the difference between and Essex Girl and the Titanic?
A: You know how many men went down on the Titanic.

Q: Why do Essex Girls have tampons with long stings?
A: So the crabs can go bungee jumping...

JJ Irani · 15 November 2006, 02:57 AM

mailman · 15 November 2006, 09:29 AM

I take it Essex girls are loose

C.J. · 15 November 2006, 10:08 AM

That doesn't make them bad girls

15 November 2006, 02:56 AM	#1
padi56 "TRF" Life Patron Join Date: Jun 2005 Real Name: Peter Location: Llanfairpwllgwyng Watch: ing you. Posts: 53,060	Essex Girls. Q: Whats the difference between a Walrus and an Essex Girl? A: One is wet, has a moustache and smells of fish-the other is a walrus. Q: What does an Essex Girl say after having sex? A: What team do you guys play for! Q: How does an Essex Girl turn the light out after sex? A: Shuts the car door. Q: Whats the difference between an Essex Girl and an ironing board? A: Occasionally you have trouble getting the legs apart on an ironing board. Q: Whats the difference between and Essex Girl and the Titanic? A: You know how many men went down on the Titanic. Q: Why do Essex Girls have tampons with long stings? A: So the crabs can go bungee jumping... __________________ ICom Pro3 All posts are my own opinion and my opinion only. "The clock of life is wound but once, and no man has the power to tell just when the hands will stop. Now is the only time you actually own the time, Place no faith in time, for the clock may soon be still for ever." Good Judgement comes from experience,experience comes from Bad Judgement,.Buy quality, cry once; buy cheap, cry again and again. www.mc0yad.club Second in command CEO and left handed watch winder

15 November 2006, 02:57 AM	#2
JJ Irani Fondly Remembered Join Date: May 2005 Real Name: JJ Location: Auckland, NZ Watch: ALL SOLD!! Posts: 74,319	__________________ Words fail me in expressing my utmost thanks to ALL of you for this wonderful support during my hour of need!! I firmly believe that my time on planet earth is NOT yet up!! I shall fight this to the very end.......and WIN!!

15 November 2006, 09:29 AM	#3
mailman TRF Moderator & SubLV41 2024 Patron Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: . Watch: 126610LN Posts: 35,510	I take it Essex girls are loose __________________ JJ

15 November 2006, 10:08 AM	#4
C.J. "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: * Posts: 10,196	That doesn't make them bad girls __________________ Me? I'm still looking for Kokomo. I just hope that damn golfer isn't there

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