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padi56 · 14 September 2005, 08:10 PM

Two priests are off to the showers late one night.

They undress and step into the showers before they realise there is no soap.

Father John says he has soap in his room and goes to

get it, not bothering to dress.

He grabs two bars of soap, one in each hand, and

heads back to the showers.

He is halfway down the hall when he sees three nuns heading his way.

Having no place to hide, he stands against the wall

and freezes like he's a statue.

The nuns stop and comment on how life-like he looks. The first nun suddenly reaches out and pulls on his manhood. Startled, he drops a bar of soap.

"Oh look" says the first nun, "it's a soap

dispenser".

To test her theory the second nun also pulls on his manhood....sure enough he drops the second bar of soap.

Now the third nun decides to have a go. She pulls

once,then twice and three times but nothing happens.

So she gives several more tugs, then yells

Holy Mary, Mother of God - Hand Lotion too!"

Seadweller · 14 September 2005, 08:17 PM

Olden but golden.

AJC · 14 September 2005, 11:38 PM

JJ Irani · 15 September 2005, 04:55 AM

padi56 · 15 September 2005, 07:27 PM

lol

bgriz · 25 February 2008, 04:59 AM

mdx77 · 25 February 2008, 05:09 AM

jasonbellevue · 25 February 2008, 06:36 AM

frostie · 25 February 2008, 07:31 AM

Robb · 25 February 2008, 08:01 AM

Bisquitlips · 9 November 2008, 12:47 PM

swatty · 9 November 2008, 03:12 PM

Greenring · 9 November 2008, 03:12 PM

limbo · 9 November 2008, 05:52 PM

figbo · 10 November 2008, 01:10 AM

:dummy :

Latrodectus · 10 November 2008, 07:06 AM

golfball123 · 10 November 2008, 11:53 AM

marshallr47 · 11 November 2008, 10:09 PM

14 September 2005, 08:10 PM	#1
padi56 "TRF" Life Patron Join Date: Jun 2005 Real Name: Peter Location: Llanfairpwllgwyng Watch: ing you. Posts: 53,063	Holy Soap. Two priests are off to the showers late one night. They undress and step into the showers before they realise there is no soap. Father John says he has soap in his room and goes to get it, not bothering to dress. He grabs two bars of soap, one in each hand, and heads back to the showers. He is halfway down the hall when he sees three nuns heading his way. Having no place to hide, he stands against the wall and freezes like he's a statue. The nuns stop and comment on how life-like he looks. The first nun suddenly reaches out and pulls on his manhood. Startled, he drops a bar of soap. "Oh look" says the first nun, "it's a soap dispenser". To test her theory the second nun also pulls on his manhood....sure enough he drops the second bar of soap. Now the third nun decides to have a go. She pulls once,then twice and three times but nothing happens. So she gives several more tugs, then yells Holy Mary, Mother of God - Hand Lotion too!" __________________ ICom Pro3 All posts are my own opinion and my opinion only. "The clock of life is wound but once, and no man has the power to tell just when the hands will stop. Now is the only time you actually own the time, Place no faith in time, for the clock may soon be still for ever." Good Judgement comes from experience,experience comes from Bad Judgement,.Buy quality, cry once; buy cheap, cry again and again. www.mc0yad.club Second in command CEO and left handed watch winder

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